Chicken Dancer

Apparently they've been doing a Boro and fiddling the attendance figures. Few Mackem mate's of mine who were there said there was no where near 41k like.

Think everyone has accepted we"ve lost Jose now, peoplle say he's been loyal etc but remember he only stayed because no one wanted him, not because he chose too. But fair enough he's been fantastic since and good luck to him, just a shame he'll probably end up at Liverpool.

Snodgrass would do fine in the Prem, to say you need pace is a myth. Everytime I've seen him he's been probably a class above everyone on the pitch, has an elegance about him. And he's left footed and can take set pieces. For £3million(ish) he's worth a go.

Gutted we don't find out what happend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BUVpLX4m84&feature=related Fucking hell.

With that gangly physique, he doesn't look a natural penalty-taker at all. I can only put his success down to him being a natural optimist. He approaches the penalty spot in the right frame of mind, like Le Tiss used to do. I always still get scared when he takes one as well. But the Ipswich one was at the Leazes IIRC. Butt went down, everyone thought he was going to take it.

I'd go for Snodgrass personally. Can't be that expensive and definately better than Puncheon who we will end up with.

Think you could be right Crumpy. Snodgrass is the name I'm hearing from persons who new him when at Livingston. I'd definately have Snodgrass, and probably Gradel.

Yeah not bad, I'll check the price at work tommorow, see what it's like there. Told myself I'd not bet again this season, like.

Anyone seen that video of Pardew using the word rape on MOTD2 once ?

Price? Surely can't be great.

I don't think they'll do one, with the Hughton/Carroll buisness. I hope they do like because I love them!

I wonder who he'd genuinely choose if both had offers accepted. Worked with Bruce the Lesbian but Newcastle gave him his first propper chance, and we're minus Kinnear.

I hate strips like Bolton's. Always reminds me of some K-League team or something, stuff going on all over the shop.

And a girlfriend . He must be on a Class A drug, like seriously. Look at him man .

I really don't like his glasses. Is he trying to be John Lennon or are them the glasses he has to wear on a day to day basis?

Out of the trio of teams that will go down in my opinion, I would have Ba , N'Zogbia, McCarthy, Rodellaga and Jarvis. We obviously won't get any of these, but yi nah.

Why ruin a perfectly good post? I'm realistic , I hope to God they prove us all wrong.

Imagine Ben Arfa, N'Zog and Jonas just attacking teams man, with Tiote just sitting, letting them do the buiness. Then hopefully a top striker to compliment them. I think I would cry, especially when the reality is it will be Larsson, Puncheon and Jonas feeding Shola.

I hope to fuck we don't have Leon Best as our main striker next season. Aye, he had a good spell, granted. But he's still shite like, let's be honest. I'm behind the kid but he is bollocks.

I miss him, not gonna lie.

Air hostess has turned up for some reason. Andy Pipkin has turned into Jonny Vegas too. That's what I thought . These have to be Toon fans taking the piss surely? Fucking hell

Can we even put a team out? Gosling was fit for Man U IIRC? Clutching at straws.

Did that say shitness level?

Anyone going to that talk-in next Tuesday with Barton/Nolan etc? I was desperate to go, fucking William Hill.