Chicken Dancer

Anyone going to that talk-in next Tuesday with Barton/Nolan etc? I was desperate to go, fucking William Hill.

I once saw her at Blackburn too, did she used to have Troisi on her top? I thought she was a myth at first.

Aye, I used to have a season ticket with him until 02 when he passed away. Owe everything I love about this club to him like, top bloke. Missed one home game in 28 year, and that was my Dad's day of birth. Canny record . Left me 10k when he died and in the will he requested it payed for a 'season ticket for life'. Top, top bloke.

He ripped apart our best team in memory and took a gamble on unproven foreigners. All we needed was a centre half argubly, and he just ripped it apart. Will never forget that 97/98 season, really optimistic in the summer of 97. Was completely sick by the end of it, and I was only 11. Had a good day at Wembley with me Grandad like.

On what though? PSfuckingG. Froggie bastards.

This is so fucking funny man. She's probably reading it too bless her.

Just lost a lot tonight. Probably won't bet again for a while, which is hard considering I work at a Bookies. Depressed isn't the word.

I'd take a chance on Lallana. Ashley type of signing, he looks a decent player, in League One like but you know. James Perch still remains the only player we've ever bought from a lower division under Ashley. I'm not on about signing him from a certain league. Young with a potenial profit.

It's the caretaker factor man,remember us under Roeder. End of season run that got us in Europe. 'King' Kenny will be found out.

I'd take a chance on Lallana. Ashley type of signing, he looks a decent player, in League One like but you know.

Liverpool. Can't stand these bastards, especially Dalglish. Ginger prick.

Can't wait to have him back, even though it will be in August. A lot of our fans underestimate HBA, he's an absolute steal for what?£5/6 million? If we had him available all season I am pretty confident that we'd have at least 7 or 8 more points. Him playing behind say a Gamerio is truly wanktastic, but it'll be him stuck left-wing with Shola and Loven up front probably.

What I love in a Full Back. Would probably compliment Barton well if we're to continue playing him on the Right. He's starting to go a bit stale there like, would like to see him in the middle sometime soon again.

I've read this forum for ages and only recently started posting but I can't remember when I havn't pissed myself when you's call her teeth girl. I passed her yesterday and had a little chuckle again. She's a fucking hero, propper loves the Toon her.

This. Only maybe realistic one would be Hutton, but he starts when fit IIRC. Would be a complete step up from Simpson at Right Back. He's a disaster defensively. Certainly not the player you want right next to Mike Williamson or Taylor. More of a disaster than Simpson defensively? Really narks me when he backs off until they cross or score. Can't say I've seen much of Hutton but he always seems very dangerous going forward as well.

Then they'll order the downtown Japanese hookers. All on Mike.

FYP Pardew will turn up as well though.

45 years since their promotion to the old Division 1.This is a recreation of that season's kit. Stupid that. 50 would have probably been better. Unless they're planning relegation in the next 5 years

In; Westwood (Free) Larsson (Free) Puncheon (£1mil) Elmander (Free) Ireland (Loan) Gosling and Ben Arfa being classed as 'New signings' Out; Campbell Ranger (Loan) Forster/Krul (Loan) Vuckic (Loan) Enrique (£10mil) Probably the usual 'we're working on 4 or 5 deals before the deadline shuts' before a last ditch bid to sign Carlton Cole and Robbie Keane convieniently 'fail' to leave Mike, Dekka and David Craig to have a piss up in the Boardroom.

This. Only maybe realistic one would be Hutton, but he starts when fit IIRC. Would be a complete step up from Simpson at Right Back.

I look forward to it then Probably better anyway, being closer to the pitch and that. Hopefully get the whole lower part of the ground going, although it doesn't work at the dark place.

I hope to fuck everyone moves there, by everyone I mean the whole of the Level 7 corner because I'd hate to be stuck for ten year being frowned upon when I want to sing.

This. Rely far too heavily on Barton in terms of assists and crosses. O'Hara would be a fantastic addition, huge step up from Guthrie. But can't see Nolan, Barton, or Tiote being dropped to accomodate him like.

Both good players. O'Hara has that bit of creativity too And a left foot, which is a rarity in our squad.

I've always liked Taylor. People seem to have taken a dislike after the Carroll incident last March, and because he had a quite poor game against Everton. So fuck if he celebrates like a looney, doesn't that just show how much it means to him? I definatly prefer him to Williamson, who has made the step up quite well but I really get narked by his insitance to hoof it. Taylor/Coloccini in the first half of last season were class. We hardly ever conceded.