Chicken Dancer

Just seen a picture on my bosses phone, maybe Giggs, and also not sure if it's a fake. But its a BBC Billboard (I think) with a picture of Muamba and the caption 'every heart stopping moment live' or something. Surely a fake?

He's class at pens, but every time he takes one I still shit myself

Taylor's fist pump

Getting themselves very excited about the possible Johnson signing on RTG, few people acting ITK sending PMs round Be fucking hilarious if they didn't sign him.

Signing Johnson?

Fuck me, how many attacking midfielders can you play at a time?

We always used to beat these 3-1 at home. Can't wait now, going to blast Local Hero in a minute.

Eh me Dad told me thunder storms? He better be kidding, the old bastard.

The only matter of any quality in this picture that i can see is the turf The guy in the middle was actually top quality that moment of time. 100%. As much as I hate the little bastard, I was over the moon when he signed.

The fact they're pissed off shows how highly they rate him though, which can only be a good thing.

Definitely, hopefully Ben Arfa can chip in with about 10 too.

Me too, it has too be. Or they just say different things to throw everybody off the scent.

Eh I thought that was done a few days ago? He was at their training ground I think.

If we got Debuchy and had two attacking fullbacks that would work imo.

Tough really like. Although it seems like Pardew must have promised him some kind of central role this season, its blatant that we are much more dangerous when we're not playing 4-4-2. It suits the rest of the players more. I still think we will be playing 4-4-2 often too though.

Think we'll probably go 4-2-3-1 (similar, I know) with Anita and Tiote sitting and allowing Cabaye to play further up like he did for Lille and does for France.

Sure I read that Suarez was only on like £10k a week there, so I can't imagine it will be much.

No, he's not. Good stuff, hopefully should be able to get it sorted on Monday or Tuesday

Anyone know if he's in the Dutch squad for the midweek game?

On Simpson? Yes. May as well go for a LB if Debuchy is off, imo. Agreed. Surprised we're not linked with more tbh, especially since Santon said Pardew told him he'd be playing on the Right this season. Then again he's been left back in the friendlies.

Apparently has scored a canny goal tonight. Wish I went now!

Ad say its more Newcastle like. Went to school there, was probably 70/30 I reckon.

49 and 17. Abeid is now 39. Cheers!

They wearing 1-11 or their proper numbers? If so what is Bigi and Amilfitano?