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Great

Commentators even pointing out how we've given McClaren a job when he was desperate. Fuck off Ashley for Christ sake.

Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just cunts the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the cunt smiled and what teeth he had were fucking yellow as fuck. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? Compelling argument. I like it.

Oh my God how easy is that

The fuck is that mullet cunt Waddle on about? Played the ball. What a wanker.

Gotta score that

As long as this puts Colback in the bin. Don't want that waste of a shirt near our starting 11 anymore.

He split us open this season with a forward pass. That in itself is mindblowing. Hope we get him.

Don't know a thing about him, but he simply has to be better than Colback. Hope that prick never plays for us again.

To be fair he wasn't given much of a sniff today.

Just got back. Utterly astonishing how toothless we are in front of goal and how lacking in ideas we are. The first half was good, but our pattern of play was always the same; roll out from keeper to left back > left back pass to cb > cb pass to right back > right back overlaps > cross into first man. We have nobody in midfield to produce a killer pass forward. We have nobody who can cross a ball properly and then we have nobody who can finish either. Taking Mbabu off was stupid as well, was he injured? Didn't see him go down. Lascelles is an utterly woeful player, Sunday League stuff him. Literally kicked the fucking floor instead of the ball on one occasion. He's dire. Overall, Watford were pretty shit and didn't trouble us much, but as usual we shoot ourselves in the foot with a horrible mistake and then don't have the ingenuity to create or force a chance. We're so fucked.

The only one I can think of who recently did anything from Chelsea academy is Jack Cork

Going to this. Hope my train fucking derails.

He's one of those players that make you really question how he even got scouted and made it to the top level.

Fuck sake, awful stuff.

Sounds very Pardewesque

Without a doubt it should be this, got to at least give it a go and see how it works. No chance at all he drops Colback.

Colback is so fucking weak

We look so shit

Oh my fucking lord what was that

VAAAAAAAMMMOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Finish though

We're gonna sit back and let them in aren't we

Oh God. The Gouff.

:lol: that'll fucking do