SiLvOR

Why the fuck didn't we go all out for a winger man

For some reason my mind went immediately to Paddy McGuinnes saying "lights out, all out" on that dating show which I can't even fucking remember the name of.

Honestly, anything other than a win here is unacceptable. That's if we're to actually have a decent season. They're not going to be as horrific as they were when Parker was there, but we should absolutely be beating them. Hopefully we have everyone back for this.

Really liked him. Was furious that fucking Ryan Taylor kept him out the side for so damn long. Another Pardew masterclass. Shame Santon's career didn't quite take off like it could/should have.

Well I've learned that I don't know shit about football pre 90s

fuck

I reckon you should tweet him an apology

Damn uce you didn't have to annihilate me like that

Can't believe how much of an upgrade he is on Dubs. Really didn't think there was that much difference when he was brought in, but he's just so sturdy, love how easily he catches a cross.

Pope was pretty good tbh

Paqueta winner

Following just by reading in here. Are we shit again?

Why aren't we winning

We're gonna fucking smash em.

The hero of pre seasons for a number of years wish he'd have made a bigger impact

That was my favourite bit, I'm hoping it's Ginolas face on his shins or something

He's a far better option than Murphy on the wing already. Wish he sorted his feet out the other night to get what would have been the winner. Hope he gets a lot of minutes today, whether from a start or the bench!

Palace have started well, but we're going to be bang up for this. An early goal from us, Isak, and then we'll put a few past them. If they frustrate us however, it could be a difficult afternoon. How's that for a generic statement.

Quality bloke, classy on the field and off it by all accounts. He looked great when he came on against Norwich last season, so I hope he still has it in him to get some good game time. Love that as a club we're able to give these players nice send offs, rather than leaving in a cloud of relegation or some shit

Mad as shit they finished bang on 94 mins

They fucking should do for having goal music the saps

I'm always shocked when I see Toure on the Leicester bench

Hyperbole from me for comedic effect, but yeah, he did hype it up like we were going to be bringing people in.

his post made it sound like we were about to get 5 players in. Fwiw I don't really care, just funny having all this wild speculation

BREAKING! Maddison and Tie Lemons have walked out of the Leicester dressing room at half time, and are pelting it up the motorway to come and sign for Newcastle! Source: Trust me bro