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20 seconds for a hoof

How in the fuck were you looking forward to it. Because I wake up quite detached from reality Waking up like Butch in Pulp Fiction. Complete derail, but I definitely need to rewatch that.

How in the fuck were you looking forward to it. Because I wake up quite detached from reality

Was looking forward to this about 2 hours ago. Here we are again. Fuck sake.

Tell em bollocks.

BT We'll probably win 2-1. Be a shit game.

No way are we beating Burnley at their place

Oh my word what a move

Costa looks like such a fucking lunatic

Keep getting myself worked up thinking about what a fucking dickbrain Pardew is man. Christ.

Valencia lead. Milan car crash defending meant Alcacer could put it in from far out, still had loads to do, but Diego Lopez on his 18 yard box, got proper fucked.

Because, if reports are to be believed, Hatem dared challenge his "vision." It's an ego thing.

Valencia vs Milan if anybody gives a shit, Sky Sports 5

I hope you're right, I just think Pardew knows what he likes and likes what he knows. Very reluctant to deviate from his "master plan"

MYM could move a mountain and it won't change Pardew's insane choices. Colo's first name as long as he's here.

He's still a cunt for his bizarre gloating, but whatever he did a good job today.

All been said before, but he has to go. He's a fucking maniac. Insane. He is STILL doing the floated set piece to Williamson, which has never, ever reaped any sort of reward. He's so backward and thick that he can't come up with anything else. His substitutions kill momentum. He doesn't know when to implement subs to properly change the dynamic of a game. His team selections are always baffling, Dummett over Haidara ffs. What possessed him? Finally, keeping Coloccini as captain after all the shit he's pulled is really a ridiculous decision. I'd go as far to say as having him in the first eleven is stupid as well. Overall, he's going to fuck me off for the entire season, once again. Apologies for the rant, just needed to vent.

Genuinely upsetting what we're being denied by that egotistical maniac.

Oh fuck right off

That was crazy Think Sissoko needs glasses. It would explain a lot. Actually would

Amazed Cabella stayed on

Literally too busy writing in that fucking notepad. I mean can you hear him? He just bellows at players to close down and run around. Abhorrent cunt of a man. Thought we established that he's not even writing anything. He's fucking stealing money. Yeah my bad, just scribbling down what he might have for dinner later. PIZZA X2

Literally too busy writing in that fucking notepad. I mean can you hear him? He just bellows at players to close down and run around. Abhorrent cunt of a man.