Had a dream about him last night.
Disclaimer; nohomo.
So I was sitting on our bench and someone got injured, Pardew got Hatem ready and then told him to sit down. Hatem was all "fuck sake". So I went over to him and gave him a good talk about how people like Elliot and Pardew are fat and wrong. I told him the fans still love him and he got a bit emotional on me. Welling up and shit.
Not sure if good or bad dream.
creased at that.
Then the hammering blow of reality struck me when I saw the title again. Fuck this gay Earth.
EDIT:
Urgh, didn't crease at you Mike. No offence, just was laughing at what happened on the other page. Clarity.
Everybody else seems to get battered for maybe 60 minutes tops. We get fucked the entire match, it's ridiculous.
We do roll over quite a lot though.
Ah ffs here I go bringing our shit into the game again. Fuck off will ya
I'm sorry what!! When the fuck did that enter your head!
Fucking ages ago, man. When it was all "He's gonna make a big signing!" and shit. This was in the before times. When we had hope.
Ashley making a signing like that. Is just so ridiculous