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Cabaye sends a shot from 30 yards just inches wide. So close 21 mins #nufc #Rangers 21' - Great 20-yard strike from Yohan Cabaye on the turn but the ball curls away from Cammy Bell's left-hand post. Unlucky Guess who used the hyperbole

Ex-Hartlepool striker Jon Daly just steamed into Krul in the first minute. Krul is fine to continue but it was a bit late #nufc we're gonna have like 6 fit players

Well that'll be Hatem injured, with his boot subsequently flying off and nailing Krul in the eye. Cheers mate.

You're going to type this 38 times. what a depressing post

Jonas fucking starting

"Man Up" ffs Bunch of tarts.

Oh my God I'd be seriously downbeat if we got this pretender.

Downing would be awful, just awful.

Trying to predict how it all goes to shit. They all get in the same car and it gets hit with a heat seeking missile. There ya go.

God damn I'm actually excited and looking forward to this. Amazing what a signing can do

What the FUCK is that sig about

Don't do that getting me all excited for next season and shit.

Skim read the first page and thought it said we'd agreed a £2m fee So no, I don't love a bit of that thank you very much

it's a good ramble about his "style"

Unusual for him

RETURN OF THE ENTERTAINERS

Apparently providing a lot of good service. Imagine if that lasts for a whole season

makes me actually like it

Couldn't find this before! Have deleted the other one now. it's because of my job in quality control, sorry if it came across as anal! Good goal from Lahm. Also did anybody else think that huge bee that was on the camera was in their room and shit themselves?

This, their attempt to rile us up obviously worked but the fact that they had to do that in a friendly is pathetic.

Had a few runs that made me get a bit excited, some wonderful first time passes with Sissoko when they played around Shola

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=94317.75

IT'S ALLLLLL OVER

Wasn't the second half the issue last year? was gonna say, where the fuck were you last year?! Next year we'll be good from 15-60. That's the season we tear shit up. Oh God could you imagine?! Having to claw back being 2-0 down inside 10 minutes, gallantly fight back to 2-2 at 55 minutes, cling on for dear life for half an hour to claim a precious point against West Ham.

Wasn't the second half the issue last year? was gonna say, where the fuck were you last year?!