SiLvOR

I still can't get over his tattoo. It doesn't even look anything like an "R"

Yeah that was very naive play, but then again I personally don't think he should be dropping that deep in the first place.

Always thought Welbz was gona be good tbh, he's clearly an intelligent footballer

In fairness to Froggy, if people call Hatem fat I get quite uppity Didn't mean to grief you Froggy Also Welbz, Cisse esque

Rooney's so fucking fat.

I mean more every time I see Cleverly, he looks a bit jaded and "cba", except for when he played against us last year

Cleverly seems forever off the pace

Just turned on, wtf Slim Phil Dowd?!

I suppose it's one more weekend that won't be totally fucking ruined by our pitiful football. Yay.

Mercifully I think I'm missing the first half due to playing 5 a side. Be back just in time for Pardew's second half inspirational transformations though.

Beyond sick of Pardew now.

Just got back in, how's it been?

This is our year boys.

I can't believe people would seriously advocate starting Shola Ameobi in 2013.

The most he deserves would be a 20 minute bench cameo, which is his only useful role. If he starts then I'll get proper sweary and stuff.

He's fast. That's pretty much it. Idiotic stuff. I mean it's literally what you'd do on FIFA cos it works not real life. Just no.

I actually can't get my head round the thinking of putting Sissoko on the wing.

poty tbh.

God damn it Dave

oh my life, why are we just so terrible

FUCK OFF SHOLA MAN SICK OF YOU. TWAT.

MORE LIK LOWLITES Edit: Go fuck yourself Sifu.

I think we may be Sack the kitman. The kitman is a bag.

Right this literally reads as though we're queuing up for shots, wtf