Smal

Would obviously argue with the part before the first comma, but the second half is a very good point.

Pretty sure they have to.

Guti . Provided my favourite ever assist.

Shame we own neither of them They'll have both probably played their last game for us in less than three months time.

Should've signed Douglas for nothing in the Summer. Cheers Joe.

Don't worry. It's quite possible none of those will be here next season .

I think he's pretty shit, but he's Pardew's first name on the team sheet.

Was kind of hoping we didn't score, tbh

Horrid technique.

No more goals.

Just seen our bench. So uninspiring without HBA or Marveaux on there.

:lol::lol::lol: Inevitable.

No idea how Sissoko is a guaranteed starter in our team.

"Sissoko's been Newcastle's most consistent performer this year". Erm.

Villa have the 3rd worst average possession in the league (ahead of only West Ham and Crystal Palace). They've probably had more than us so far.

Rémy really can't beat a man, can he?

More shite excuses from Pardew. Never to blame.

Krul making poor excuses about tough fixtures .

Convinced he'll one day come out with something Pardew-esque such as how we should be grateful to Murdoch for all the football we get to watch.

Good at actually playing football. Wish he played more.

Think he's shite, like. Cowardly in tackles as well.

Doing a little better now that we've got a couple of footballers on the pitch

Still hasn't actually created anything or shown any sort of end product though.

No more goals.

Utter, utter shite.