Smal

Mother of god!

The fuck are Spurs playing at here.

How’s he not scored there ffs

Gayle really can’t run these days

Absolutely horrendous. Up there with the worst co-comms.

Whilst Longstaff is on the left an’ all. Wtf.

Guessing Fraser isn’t involved as he’s not been in “training” working on whatever horrific new system this is. It’s still pretty ridiculous not to even have him on the bench, mind

Clark’s been poor recently, but not bad enough to deserve that

Our midfield is that shit without Hayden as an option I’m not against going to a back 5. If it means Hendrick isn’t playing then so be it.

I dunno. Spurs are getting more shit by the season.

Think Kane will have to move if he’s gonna beat Shearer’s record.

This is thoroughly depressing.

Quite like the idea of a back 4 comprised of one half City and one half Man U. Maguire is a disaster waiting to happen, but defence is going to be an issue whoever's in there so would rather we just went for some familiarity. Rice and Mount to run around like fuck to cover for the wide forwards. Foden amazing in transition. Would shape up more like a 4-2-4 in attack.

It's believable. There was a noticeable lack of effort from a lot of the players.

Italian coaching school only teaches catenaccio and zona mista. Pirlo has no chance.

Had no idea he was in management, but I'm going to assume his team plays football that is sexy as fuck.

It was the cheap way of attempting a new manager bounce, wasn't it? Paid Bournemouth a nominal fee and didn't have to give Bruce £4m compo. As you say, glad it didn't work.

Think that was just about his worst game tbh. He didn’t even try.

Got to keep Shelvey on for his

Shite from Manq.

Down to 9 men.

No work rate or intensity in this. Players have mostly given up.

Poor Miggy having to chase around their three centre backs whilst everyone else just stands around. Don’t think I’ve seen Hayden play as lazily as this before.

Nobody within 5 yards of him. Someone even gave him the shout too