Smal

Think Rooney needs to move on for his own good anyway. Even if it's just to Chelsea. If they use him as a #9 he's guaranteed 25+ goals in that team.

These are real quotes, man

Fucking hell. But he wants our fans to enjoy themselves

Needs to improve on the ball. A lot.

Williamson was costing us a goal every other game (at best) for the part of the season he was in the team. Not unlike Taylor in the last 2 home games then? 2 games. Taylor has been all right for the most part of his season. Definitely can't say the same about Williamson.

Williamson was costing us a goal every other game (at best) for the part of the season he was in the team.

aww shit. No extra time.

Hope it goes to extra time with plenty of Wigan players hurting themselves.

Gary Cahill's absolutely shite.

Would probably be a good move for both.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 7m Quite a few fans showing some love for @dannysimpson today #nufc

Aye, Fulham were one of the worst teams to play us at SJP this season along with QPR.

Yeah, that'll be exactly it. Bang on. Very astute as per. genuinely not sure if sarcasm.

Anyone reckon Fergie didn't fancy going up against Mourinho again so retired early?

I imagine if Partridge were to talk about football it'd be something like that.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/david-moyes-best-man-manchester-1876913 Football journalism.

Christ. Did Pardew's agent write that?

Telegraph Sport ‏@TelegraphSport 5m Alex Ferguson is understood to be giving serious consideration to ending his 26-year reign as Manchester United manager. More follows #mufc LOL MATES STEVE KEANE'S OUT OF A JOB AHAHAHAHA #banterzone #epl

How many subs have Swansea made?

get the fuck in

Was bound to happen.

Sammy scores, 1-0 up. edit: feck. 1-1

Just having a look at the club's Twitter and he's definitely up for sale

There's some fucking thick people around