Smal

I'd take Obertan off for that, like. Awful

Haven't had the ball for about 10 minutes, which is why we're dropping deeper and deeper

Gosling looking good so far. Pitch is lovely for passing it on the floor like

People seem to be dismissing the possibility of Lovenkrands starting up front with Ba now that Jonás is back. Doubt it will happen, but I wouldn't put it past Pardew like

Nobody would've had Colo down as a captain during his early days at the club either, yet he seems to do a pretty good job of it now. Quite like the sound of Cabaye as captain myself

Keirrison is poor

I don't think banning Twitter is the answer. Simpson wouldn't be very happy about it, and knowing Barton it would just make things worse because he loves 'having a voice' and stuff. Barton just needs to be told off

Joey's been my favourite NUFC player for a while now, but I think we should try and get rid of him and Enrique asap. Their attitudes are only going to rub off on others now, and I think we need to nip it in the bud. I don't even like the way Joey's playing style is going atm. Seems to be trying way too many Hollywood balls and losing possession in a Charlie Adam-esque manner

3-5-2 with Jonás at LWB

Double that if we play like we did in the first half the last time. Gervinho nailed on to score at least a double

No way Pards will start Vuckic against Arsenal, like. It'll be Ameobi and Ba

need a new left back

it's much better imagining that the commentator is actually Josh Groban

Sounded like a fucking brilliant little heel ball, that

Defoe's certainly good enough for us

José never struck me as the sharpest tool in the box, like.

I miss Chris Hughton

The more we improve the players creating the chances (the midfield), the more the strikers will score. Don't forget, we've now got Ben Arfa, Cabaye and Marveaux to help create chances, which is a huge improvement on last season. Best is a good finisher, and has decent movement, so I think he'd be decent backup to Ba. Whether we're keeping Best or not remains to be seen though

Is Kádár old enough to need to be registered now? I'm not so sure he does need to be registered as he was only 20 on February 1st. Shane Ferguson doesn't need to be registered either.

aye. He's hardly going to come out and say 'we're going to sign 4 more players' or something similar. If he said that and we ended up signing just two, fans would be unhappy

The transfer window for English clubs to English clubs opened as soon as the season finished. International transfer window opened on the 9th of June. I think

is he definitely 16 though?

Can see Padrew being stupid enough to Gibson as a replacement for Nolan. He'll come out and say 'he can replace Kevin Nolan. He is a hard working midfielder with an eye for goal' or something ridiculous like that

need some protests outside SJP to tell Pards not to waste money on Gibson, I think

I'd rather we went for Marvin Martin than either Matuidi or Sissoko.