Smal

yeah, although I think Nuno probably has a more sound and deliberate plan in place than Pards did

like, even last night it was Forest 0.67xg - 1.99xg Man U. Probably the most fortuitous season I’ve ever seen a side have.

last season they underperformed, this season they are wildly overperforming. The reality is they are a mid to lower mid-table side since Nuno took over but their striker has had an unreal Nunez at Benfica-like season that will never happen again, and other teams haven’t scored as many against them as they should have. congrats to them, sometimes you get a bit of luck. Next season could be a disaster though with the extra games.

Kepa is terminally shit but would somehow still be Chelsea's best keeper

I am getting less classy/more toxic the older I get because every injury a rival team gets I'm sat here with a big smile on my face

every home game to the end of the season needs to be an incredible atmosphere now. We could do with wining all of them because 3/4 of the aways are pretty horrible.

lovely ball in that, impossible to defend

mystifying sub to take MGW off

“ladies and gents, boys and girls, and everyone else in between”

who’s in charge of the audio editing ffs

you do really feel for whoever has to share a hotel room with Osula for away games like

Eddie

hope Wilson wears his seatbelt

we shouldn’t go anywhere near Kyle Walker-Peters. Been revolting this season.

actually really like Muniz at Fulham. He's been coming off the bench and scoring frequently which is all we'd need him to do here. Wins most of his headers and has a strong all round game. 6 goals plus an assist from 820 minutes and still young enough to improve.

not if it's a fracture. Would be several months recovery.

he was very good until Broja came on. Poor after that sadly.

didn't look good for Gordon at all there.

think our best play has been when MLS and Walker have actually gone forward and allowed Foden and Rashford a of freedom to play infield a bit more. Often we've just had the ball at CB and the only option has been to pass other to a full back because there's not much on in the centre of the pitch.

very silly. Has actually managed a few line breakers though.

56 passes completed in 21 minutes for Burn btw

it’s pretty much inevitable when the opposition plays like this though isn’t it. Just have to be patient and wait for an opening like that I think. England are pretty much never going to be an exciting watch because of who we play 90% of the time

not to go all legoheed but I wonder how much of an impact the ball had. There were several defensive clearances where Burn headed it 30 yards+

It's hard not to give him an A after the weekend but I think it's B+ for Bruno, par with Tonali imo. He needs to find more consistency to be an A. He's had too many poor games this and last season to be put in the same bracket as Isak.

I do wonder how much his attitude will have helped freshen up the dressing room this season. He seems well liked and obviously a massive personality.