Smal

he’s saving the hat trick for when it actually matters

Mudryk is *so* bad

Dubravka-esque goalkeeping

honestly Sean Dyche has just brought Michael Keane on up front. Relegate them ffs.

thank goodness there’s another PL game on after this absolute football terrorism

this Everton - Brentford game is absolutely revolting

he looked to have a bit of pace about him for the first time this season which was good to see.

I know it’s pointless but I do really wonder how many more points we’d have if Pope hadn’t been injured. Dubs is so past it now it’s unreal. He’s terrible in every aspect at this level.

To be completely honest, I think our performance today ends up in defeat against most PL teams. Yet here we are 5-1 up. They are lower half Champo at best.

typical that the VAR decision that actually gets overturned in our favour for once this season is the one that matters least by miles

Never a pen like. Great tackle.

I know they've got more points than Derby did but I think Sheff Utd are the worst PL team I've ever seen.

Wilson looking sharper than he has done all season here.

Barnes-Wilson link-up is nice. Two of the most efficient attackers in the league who just get it done.

Emil Krafth the big difference maker imo

Anderson visibly annoyed that went in . Poor lad is never scoring.

golden boot is on for Isak

Gordon so good at winning pens. Never seen owt like it.

why did they just leave him unmarked and not covered????

Miley is creative. I'm not sure what our plan is with him, but I reckon with two runners alongside him to do his defensive work and I think we'll see the best of him. His final passes/through balls are already amazing. The rest of his game needs work but he's only get that by playing and coaching.

Bruno's lack of composure and quality today has been irritating. You really want him to step up and control things in games like this but he's being so erratic on and off the ball.

Don't think Hall will ever play in midfield under Howe. He never even got a look in there during that period where we had 3 fit midfielders who were playing 90 minutes every game for 2 months.

Wonder if we could play Gordon as an 8

we could do with working out a way of getting Longstaff out of the team for the rest of the season to take him out of the firing line. I fear his loss in confidence is so bad it might be permanent.

Please can we slow down and try and control the game now?