Pixelphish

Benfica, PSG, Bayern, Gala DNB.

Bayern and PSG -1 are the only ones on the slip so far, would like to add another.

Nice little 30 quid won to use on tomorrow's games.

Ian Wright's reaction had me creasing up

Amazing

Lampard isn't rated because he isn't fashionable, as others have said, his record says everything you need to know as far as i'm concerned.

Central Winger?!

If only.

Just sat down to MNF and heard 'one club in the North East has parted company with it's manager tonight'. Proper heart in mouth moment, turns out it's Tony Mowbray ffs.

A Weight Watchers Mediterranean Vegetable Pasta has four points

Had to be done by someone.

Bullshit

Vettel to tear up the turf in his car.

Urgh

You've missed out on pewr gerld.

I'd be suprised to hear anyone would accept changing the club name and colours. Red Bull Magpies or some other shite? No thank you.

Not going to lie, that's a cracking shot.

It's just a state of balance, it's the natural order of things. Consider it a sign of the end times if they're ever in better shape than us.

Well you can in this case

0-4

Oops.

Well Southampton just fucked it up anyway. I like to think on some level I knew it wouldn't come off

Properly gutted. Can't believe it didn't get accepted. Must have been a change in odds and I just fucked off after clicking place bet. Wankers.

Fucking scrap all that, looks like I didn't even place the bet. Fuming.