Pixelphish

I love Ronaldo, not going to lie.

Christ that's an important result.

Oh here it is.

It's like cheating on your Mrs with a girl who does things your Mrs can only dream of.

I've never celebrated another teams goal so hard.

Why are we being teased like this. Seriously. I'm not even Happy. Expect a Kone goal. 82nd minute.

Yeah. We're down. It's all too much.

I feel properly ill.

Relegation zone tomorrow then.

WELL HERE IT IS. FUCK RIGHT OFF IF THIS IS BUNGLED IN.

What's the fucking point of Crouch.

Best player for the next games. Again, it's a loanee

WELL THERE IT FUCKING IS. FUCK OFF.

Fuck off Wigan man.

I know, right Part of me still thinks it could happen, if the planets aligned,

Aye. Cheeky bastards

The wait could be a bit munchen to bare.

We are the North Korea of football Except Ashley hasn't got us all off our tits to keep us in check. Apathy doing a fine job instead.

You could say. Erased.

Certainly has more pedigree than Pardew.

Valencia, Barca and Ross County. I'll hand my membership card in on the way out.

Want him back in Prem but urgh. That club.

Might want to change your Avatar then.

That's the thing. Why do so many people think that a dreadful side, characterised by high wage mercenaries who quite clearly have not given the first s*** all season (and whose chairman has said as much on Twitter this season) are suddenly going to start giving a s*** now they're mathematically relegated, and turn it on against you? Because that's what teams do against NUFC.