Pixelphish

I've gone Soldado but I don't have RVP. Just too fucking boring man. Reminds me of the days everyone had Ronaldo, Gerard and Lampard as a mid 3 and sweet fuck all else.

Is he dying?

That'll go down well

Tired bodies after the first competitive game of the season? Does this guy even hear himself? It's like he read the excuses thread and has taken notes.

Perfect.

He is being hung out to dry but he put the washing line up himself, Ashley's just putting the pegs on the smarmy wanker.

Aye, he's got this , in his arse.

Thought I was safe shipping Lukaku out for Lambert. Then Anelka leaves -4 if I go like for like now. I realise this it pretty insignificant compared to his current situation but...................

Expected some big article about his time with us. Says he doesn't care about coming back and likes his record up here. This is why you're the Deputy and not the Sheriff.

Dropped Minge from fantasy because of that Belgian beast.

Lukaku out, Lambert in. Boruc starting ahead of The Minge. Ivan benched for Clyne as well. Watch the Mackems smash Southampton now. Sorry lads

70 points with my midfield performing absolute shite. I'll take that.

I love Ivan.

I can only picture Del Boy pretending to speak French when I imagine JFK in France.

I think a rotating door would do a better job, at least Steven Taylor would get stuck in it.

Tiresome

The idea of a 4-4-2 with Tiote/Siss at the heart of it with Jonas on the fucking left, for the foreseeable future, actually makes me want to shed a tear.

TT is foaming right now.

YES. OFFISDE. FUCK YOUR DEBUT GOAL OFF.

Gary Neville......... Easy mistake to make, man. Give me a break.

Were they chanting Yanga Mbiwa is a wanker??

West Ham game has the potential to be rather nasty for the silver haired bastard.

There it is. The Nasri goal. Written in the fucking stars.

Too early to black out this hard. You got 10 months! My second smile of the match . God knows what i'd do without this place when we serve up shite like this.

Your best GIF yet Bimps.