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Tottenham are so bad, I can't imagine them keeping Villa out for 90 min, even though Villa arent playing well either. Its a bunch of wankers against a team of wankers.

Iraola should be in ahead of Frank/Wolfman.

We ended up on about 5-6 yellow cards as well. Schär getting a yellow after Caicedo had done the same 3 times already was hilarious.

The Chelsea ones are pretty bad but look at the state of that Manchester United spending, delicious.

If you want to pass the ball back and forth and waste time for the rest of the game. The exact player you want us to bring on is Callum Wilson.

I'm fine with the yellow. I'm not fine with them being allowed to substitute the guy off who should have had 2.

Still bitter about our first game against these. Dive-city whenever we pressed and the ref gave them everything. Do them please.

Can the whole team do that dance please.

This goalkeeper absolutely loves timewasting, he's forgetting he's 2 down.

The hair when he moves.

Willock has finished like that his entire newcastle career except the first few months to be fair.

So many wankers on this Villa team, McGinn, Tielemans, Watkins and now Rashford coming on. Please don't let that guy score.

Feels like we haven't connected on one pass so far in the 2nd half.

fuck yes, they were so close to even fuck that attack up lol.

Reminds me of when gordon got elbowed in the face and didnt get a penalty. The word "accidental" seems a bit silly when a defender runs into an attacker who gets to the ball first. Surely most fouls in the box are "accidental" then?

Cmon Isak backheel it to the main man bud.

Just look at the defenders there just walking while Murphy taps it in. They've given up.

Its on, Murphy Hat-trick.

Maguire 70m, Casemiro 40m just edges it for me though. Plenty of flavours to choose from.

Just imagine the accumulated cards Van Dijk should have had for purposefully elbowing people in the face, and Schar getting sent off for that instead.

Why is it not called east-ham? Apologies if my map-reading and london geography is not up to par.

Chelsea have a very good forward line on barring a striker. But they are shite defensively. Could go either way this but Brentford don't look like they have the quality to put any of these counters away.

Bournemouth looking a lot fitter than West Ham, winning every duel towards the end. Think they might snatch it.

Hoppefully disallowed. The free-kick building up to it was a disgraceful decision. Lad basically fell over into Ward Prowse and got him booked.

Just these two sets of players as well. going down for absolutely everything and being whiny. two worst teams for it. I won't have anyone change my mind until i watch arsenal again.