Roids

He's a dud

10pts from 7. Happy with that.

Beggar's belief

Great opportunity for 4 in a row and 12 points on the board. Would ultimately be content with a draw

Imo the best defender on the squad, happy to see him do well

3 wins already so early in the season

20 starts and we have obligation to buy. Thanks, hope he doesn't get injured

Get the fuck in!

Someone please confirm that we have an option to buy this stud, for £7m no less?!

Gwan Lascelles!

easy MOTM Sky will give it to some Swansea player though He's been ok, but not his best game. From our side I'd have Joselu, Ritchie, Clark or Gamez so far. What game are you watching? Merino's been the best player on the pitch from both sides.

Diame, why not Shelvey ffs

Atsu's on

Gwan Lascelles

Merino's mustard, Murphy not so much

Every last penny...

Alan Smith comes to mind for me, he was so shit

He's our best striker by a mile, the idea we're looking to sell him with no other proven goalscorers on the books is laughable. The injury concerns are valid, that said, unless it's something chronic I'd rather he stayed myself...

Crazy to even suggest selling our best striker after one decent result vs West Ham. Gold fish grade memories here.

His stats are shit, and for the money he's supposedly going for I'd rather we looked elsewhere

Incredibly underwhelming

Gamez, Lazaar, Diame, Sels. Flawless track record like

£13m in this market is for all intents peanuts. if there's any merit to the rumour I'd happily have him here

We need a striker more than anything else, Gayle goes down we're fucked

The only 10 on the books is De Jong. Anyone else would be square pegs round holes, unless of course they bring Ben arfa home