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Remember when Ol' Dirty Bastard was ordered by court to pay for a fine for (insert whatever transgression he did that week), and turned up to court with the fine in sacks full of cents and nickels? That. But in pennies and in hundreds of sports direct bags-for-life. And watch as this useless knacker throws them over himself like a low-rent Scrooge McDuck.

This is getting a bit ridiculous.....might check back in on Feb 1st

So, why not keep doing it? it worked once, then never tried again to a team weak in that area. makes no sense.

One of the biggest going.

Anyone who mentions Mbappe in relation to any potential/actual NUFC signing is basically a signal that they are an utter twat and not worth engaging with. It's become shorthand for "I'm an unimaginative simpleton who loves the bantz"

My finest hour! I wonder what did become of them two, both on some sort of register now, living under new names I assume

So strange how these paragons of feminism virtue, defenders of women's rights in Saudi...still can't help themselves but shit on women whose appearance they don't approve of. Or it's all 'Wad, Wadnt, that fat geordie munter with the norks'. Almost like they don't actually give a fuck. See also Islam = "Beheaddie/throwing rocks at lasses/throwing gays off buildings". This sudden tolerance from a shithole city where far-right marches were just a fun weekend out pre-covid. Horrible hypocritical arseholes.

I see your Janey, and raise you Dilltwat60... "They are a club in an obscure provincial city that has won nothing since half way through the last century." Self awareness? Nah.

Edit: nah, he's not worth it. Look forward to annihilating these sad bastards next time.

yep! Curb reference always welcome

I agree with the sentiment but when did Ross fking Gregory become a stalwart of trustworthy news? Him and his whole organisation are legendarily shit at what they're supposed to do.

My God, some of the shite on there, has there ever been a fanbase with such a collective cluelessness of what's going on around them? These two fuckwits stand out: Mackem 1: lets his racist mask slip immediately: "So cos he licks the Islam lovers bullet holes he is destined for the top." Mackem 2: just broken, utterly broken! "Can I just say…..that I f*****g hate those black n white filthy faced bastards now more than I ever have done in over 50 years of living and breathing Sunderland AFC. I despise and disgust them, everyone of them, young old no matter what."

Looks impressive but with a purpose built arena and conference centre underway on the quayside, I just don't see any demand for this. Lets just stick to what we're (supposedly) good at for now.

That...wouldn't work. I'm biting my tongue trying to say what a tremendously bad idea this is.

Everytime this Adam dipshit stumbles into my twitter timeline, I do think 'FFS, he gave up his career to be a twat online, he does need some sort of intervention to save him from himself' But within seconds, I fully agree with this Partridge meme. He's just a mentalist.

I am. I think it's the Money Mike Ashley fella, but he's forgot how to be funny. Parodying a clown like wraith is low-hanging fruit but he still misses the mark.

I can't stand wraith but, holy shit, this bloke's shtick is wearing paper-thin. Fucking garbage.

I'd be amazed if there wasn't a slew of posts along the lines of 'Hahaha shame Rangnick turned them down, he would have been perfect for them...' June 2022: 'Rangnick considered for NUFC DoF role after interim Man Utd post ends' RTG: "Hahaha that would be perfect, he's shite!"

And in statue form outside Norwich City Hall: 'Giant copper dogs'

If you go down the 'the 8th' route as if to suggest some royal play-on-words, then go with 'Beheddward' as there's never been a 'king Eddie'. Then, as there's never been an Edward the 8th, go with the 7th as there actually has been an Edward the 7th. It means 'reigning' in the lie about the preferred candidates, but just by 1 made-up candidate, so lets drop Lampard. Then, replace '7th' with 'VII' as is royal protocol, and there you have it. 'Behedward VII'. Now THATS got layers. This joyless joke deconstruction was brought to you by Fun-sucking Industries.

There was a point where those luminous wire-framed free-kick-wall shapes were redundant. We had the real thing

Well the biggest irony seems to be a poster named 'Dilligaf60', an acronym for 'Do I look like I give a f*ck?'...For the record, yeah, you do. In fact, it looks like you 'give a f*ck' about nothing else you sad obsessed c*nt. And whether 60 is his age or year of birth...both ridiculous. Him, Exile58 and a host of others need an 'Always Sunny' style intervention from the rest of RTG. Their mental heath seems to be careering down the black slopes right towards a bottomless ravine right now. Good.

It's right there in one of our most popular chants. "En and E and Double-you Sea....", tbh I never got it until now

Absolute eye-AIDS that site. As with everything Trinity Mirror owned, they still seem to think pop-up ads can't be blocked and articles starting with 'Revealed...' or 'Number 8 will shock you" are totally valid as journalism.

I work with a few Man Utd fans and their opinion of Van der Beek (or Van der Bleak as they call him) is that on the few occasions he has played he's looked way out of his depth and the general consensus is 'Take him asap for whatever price'. So for that reason....nah.