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They did, of course, accuse Wor Flags of not being fan funded, but funded by the club. Not true. Then SAFC funded that 'cats eyes' thing' which actually looked pretty good. Paid for, and promoted by, the club. Their fan-funded effort was a load of A4 sheets held aloft, and a banner which looked shit. Mackems. Lol.

They think it's about immigrants don't they?

There was a very similar one done about 10 years ago post-promotion, it even had the same Florence and the Machine track behind it. I mean, at least change the literal lyric interpretation to something more upbeat ("its hard to dance with the devil on your back". Yeah, we get it....). Would've went for 'Skwod' by Nadia Rose ("Guess who's back? yea I rose from the dead"). Or 'Rock the Kasbah' just to piss off the right people.

I did a superb rosemary and redcurrant gravy to go with the lamb over Easter, dash of Merlot too. Is that a crime? Oh yeah, did drop a good few dribs down my already stained '92 top...it's what Jesus would've wanted.

It's not just his positioning (poor) and movement (glacial) which are the issue, but - Southampton aside - he seems to lack any confidence when presented with a headed chance. He has absolutely no conviction in his headers, which always seemed to be a strength in the past. He saps all momentum out of any cross and just floats the ball gently into the keeper's hands. Put your neck into it ffs.

He is, he just is a bit shit. All this talk of 'haven't lost when he starts' shite. Its despite him, not because of him. Panic buy, just a complete plank. Get rid.

They absolutely 100% dont give a shit about Yemen. Its all performative bullshit to mither NUFC, hoy in a batch of misogyny about Amanda Stavely, a dash of anti-semitism to the Reubens and a shit-load of racism to the Saudi people. Welcome to sunderland, the shithole of the region. Tommy Robinson doing a book signing there this weekend marras?

Last 6 months... Rest of Twitter: "Its disgraceful Saudi getting involved in the Premier League, disgraceful" NUFC Twitter: "Don't Saudi invest in F1, boxing, golf, uber..." Rest of Twitter: "hahaha whataboutery at its best you sportswashed fools!" Today... Rest of Twitter: "Chelsea sanctioned? Whatabout NUFC???"

"Honestly it doesn't even bug me anymore. Their results are insignificant while they are owned by the Murderers. That twat Staveleys husband tweeting about Ukraine when his bosses are so much worse, them taking Ukraine flags to Stamford Bridge etc. Its beyond a joke our f***ing glorious leader is paying lip.service to the anti Putin atrocities for Political gain whilst they fund the Tories when he does nowt but stick his head up MBS' arse. They aren't a football club anymore. They are a cog in a massive Sportswashing exercise. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don't know how these fuckers sleep at night." Which one is it then you obsessed prick? Don't give a shit or making you sick to your stomach? What a weapons-grade arsehole. And yeah, I've just reported you on Twitter for targeted abuse...you don't seem to know their rules so good. Look forward to reporting your next account Exile1968_mykidsdontseeme

Yes! Inevitable, but still pleasing!

That sounds plausible, in the 90s the Tyne and Wear DevCo funnelled a lot of cash into the Newcastle Quayside, then the lottery cash paid for the Baltic, Sage and Millennium bridge. Meanwhile they got some sort of glass museum (sad trombone noise) But then they bitched about not being part of the metro, so the metro was extended there and wouldn't you know it, its a one-way track to take mackems to the regional capital where the jobs and fun stuff is. Meh.

Thats Lt Frank Drebin from Police Squad/Naked Gun films surely? "Frank, why aren't you celebrating? There's been a hilarious turn of events in Newcastle!" "Newcastle? What is it?" "Its a vastly better city about 12 miles away but thats not important right now"

"So Mags fine with their owners treatment of women? Disgusting. No morals, no class" A few mew-ments later... "Ha ha she is fat jawdee, geet fat haha she has a face i don't like haha look at teh byker slag!" Reported and deleted. "How dare they notice my rampant misogynistic hypocrisy, if anything they're the bully and we're the victims. Snowflakes"

No-one feels obliged to do anything, and calling out a professional journalist on shoddy and tasteless stuff like this has nothing to do with sportswashing. He failed to read the room and made a pretty nasty (and unfunny) joke, he made it on a public forum and paid the price. If I made that joke as bants in the pub nowt gets said, though I wouldn't do that as I'm not that much of a twat. If I made it on a public platform and I was heavily associated with the 'brand' of my employer, I'd get canned for misconduct. Free speech does not mean free from consequences. He knew that so fuck him.

What the piss is going on with his hand? Looks like a cursed monkey's paw.

Beautiful South consider re-write....

"Remove this consortium as a matter of urgency" Holy shit, this obsessed knacker needs an intervention, the takeover seems to have broken what's left of his brain.

Perfect opportunity to bin this absolute embarrassment. Second he gets back, contract torn up for any reason - I don't care, gross misconduct? acting the prick? being just shite for 3 years? Twat off to a reserves bench elsewhere you utter cretin.

Before le transfer fenetre 'slams shut'?

Its getting ludicrous now ffs, obviously would be a class signing but how much of this is conjecture? It's like throw-a-dart-at-a-card game at this point.

quality!

Did anyone save any of the "Inherently-Moral Stokoe Photoshop" pics of that abomination of a statue the mackems have that was on there? I pissed my fucking spine out laughing at some of those

I agree he isn't high priority, but he has fcked up more this season than any other.

They never gave a shit about ME geo-politics ffs, it was always about us. As far as the average mackem is concerned Saudi Arabia = Muslim. Muslim = Terrorist. Therefore Saudi people = Bad. Then post pics on twitter of various shitbags from Syria/Iraq as a gotcha. That's what you get from growing up in a cultural cul-de-sac where your only info comes from tommy robinson book signings in hendon.