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And there it is, that's it. That's all it's ever been. Not one mackem gives even the tiniest fuck about 'hew-man rights'. The 'bombing women and kids', the 'chucking gays off buildings (which was ISIS in Syria, but meh, all the same, right marras?), anything about Yemen which they all miraculously discovered in October 2021. None of it matters. Give Man Utd a shitload of oil cash so the mags don't win and job done. Hypocritical irrelevant arseholes.

So this dense fucker is actually running a forum about professional football and this is his take? Hi Keith S30s. Just a quick memo...You're thick as shit and have a fundamental lack of knowledge when it comes to the upper tiers of English football. Probably because it hasn't been part of your life for about a decade. Also if your friend 'Bear' is around, tell him to go fist himself. Hope this helps.

Not being a dick about this but... bring them on! Get them up, scrape up through the play-offs then Luke O'Nien, Jason Thompson, Jack Reilly and Frankland Goalkeeper can front up against our lot. The absolute 20 minute fisting before we even start will be worth it. I know the name of one SAFC player *shrug emoji*

"Im an ultra and a pessimist. The worlds first unltrapessimist"

"Not even close"?!?! Holy fuck, imagine being him, just cloaking reality to remain in your bubble of copium!! Hi 'Harbour Boy', your shit stadium was built on the cheap, in a shit suburb of north sunderland and after a matter of a few years is falling to bits. Tell us again why fans from around Europe would be flocking there? Unless they mistook it for the actual Stadium of Light. You know, the world renow-ened arena that you lot just nicked the name off.

Wow, what an absolute shithole that place is. There's literally nothing to do except loiter and wait for a fight to break out. Fucking garbage town.

That is a superb shot, wtf was going through his head right there?!

Ive never known a fanbase to so quickly drop to their knees and suck off the establishment as these fucking simps.

Fuming?! I'd be laughing my balls off to see what a half-arsed cheap plastic extension they could add to what already looks like a run-down depresso-dome surrounded by windswept industrial units. I mean why would they? Well, there is one reason... "Why sit watching champo matches in a half empty 49000 ground when we could have a two-thirds empty 63000 ground marras?" "Err, what the fuck for?" "It'll annoy the mags" "DO IT!"

"Purring", I remember that, what a weapons-grade tool he was! You just know they were glued to the Bournemouth match through the optics of what this meant to 'the mags' and how lucky we are now that Liverpool are shit this week and Salah was bribed to miss. Make no mistake about it, they've abandoned their season as a bit of a damp squid. Their only success now is us not making Yew-rup. It's all they have and it's tragic for them but hey-ho, on we go.

"it would be sensational if it went tits up, purely for the daft twat from Sunderland I work with who hasn’t talked about Human Rights in Saudi Arabia for the lifetime of years I’ve known him. Not a single interest in it, but since the start of last October hasn’t shut up about it. Even went to Amnesty International.com on twitter to shit himself in public for over a year. Exile98765 I think his name was...." Marra'd ya post marra...

Scotland fans have been doing it since the 70s FFS, the mackems really think this is their 'thing' cos they did it at the pizza cup and multiple 3rd division playoffs?? Idiots.

His control and first touch are superb, and the vision for the pass forward are amazing. His near post and far post corners though, they never work. the training ground pieces with Miggy, they work most of the time, stick with them or have someone else take the corners

Sorry to say this, but he was absolutely anonymous today. He looked totally done, and was no-where near where he was supposed to be when the balls went in. Thanks for everything Callum but ffs, today mattered more than England vs Iran, and you did less than fuck all.

Have we gone fucking mental here? They have a bunch of unproven kids piss-farting around the play-off spots, we have Bruno, Isak, Wilson, Gordon, Almiron, Joe, ASM off the bench, imagine their 1st division defenders coping with this? And their kids up front trying to take on Botman, Tripps, Burn and Schar? Theyd get lifted politely to one side and told to go and play. I'd fucking love to play the mackems right now, the royal fisting they would get would be hilarious.

That lad is such a fucking dimwit, can someone enlighten us all as to how he's made it this far? What's the appeal?

As part of the previous deal, don't Radisson still have a licence for part of the site? Regardless of the ownership, do they have power over who would eventually run any bar/hotel on that part facing Barrack Road?

3-2, Quick, stream back into the ground lads! "Nah, metros nearly here, fuck em"

Never trust a man who buttons up his suit. Proper red flag that, dodgy lawyer vibes. Apart from that, Welcome aboard lad!

'Exile' half way down the comments, continuing to shit his pants in public and have the longest recorded public meltdown in the history of social media! Love his work!

Tough one. I think I'd have to say "The best of Newcastle United"

Very surprised another PL club was willing to spunk money on him given his form this season. Less surprised when I hear that club is Forest.

That photo on post #12 man! These Clampetts really have not got the hang of this whatsoever. Just give it up you bellends, you saw us do it, thought you could do it and have just shat the bed over and over again with every shite attempt. No wonder they think the PIF travelled back in time to 2017 and threw cash at it. As far as they're concerned, that's the only way in their fucking embittered pea-brains it makes sense, because fan-led movements have never worked on wearside. Basically, no matter how determined they are, their terminally lackadaisical fanbase just could not give a shit when effort needs to be put in.

Add to that the Intertoto bollocks from the mid 2000s. I've literally never heard anyone but the mackems mention it, even after we won the fucking thing.

Even if it comes out looking like that, which it wont, it'll mean nothing to anyone who recognise it ."Oh yeah, the upper left quadrant of our badge, neat". It's hardly 'what is a club in any case...' levels of inspiration is it? The fact that they (whatever their equivalent of WorFlags is called) continually denigrates their efforts and dismisses them as club-funded as part of the owners 'sportswashing' agenda, forget one thing: Its been going for years you cretins, do you think Ashley was slipping them a few bob? When ten-thousand names appeared on the giant surfer (you know, with the mosque on that you all kicked off about, which turned out to be a funfair) do you think those names were picked from a phone book at random? the fact that large-scale fan-funded initiatives is such fantasy fiction for you lot speaks volumes. If the Nobel committee had a prize for 'coping' these insecure fuckers would be odds-on every year.