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The Classies take offence to footage of us in Bruges http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=741323 *cough* http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/45103

Another day, another brainfart thread on RTG instantly derailed by their now trademark rank stupidity... 6th reply.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=741221#ixzz2BkFFHRP9 Bear in mind their last game less than a week ago was against Villa. Mackem Geography.

more accurately.... This post though, I've often picked them up on their total lack of self awareness, but they just get worse.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=13765310&postcount=41

Has he pulled his Anterior Cruciate Champions League Medal?

He's brought over his personal physician and his intrigued wife..... James McClean: Would you care to see my mother? Dr. Frederick Treves: [surprised] Your mother? Yes, please. [McClean pulls out a small portrait] Mrs. Treves: Oh but she's... Mr. Merrick, she's beautiful! Sorry, McClean. Mr McClean. JM: Oh, she had the face of an angel! [sadly] I must have been a great disappointment to her. Mrs. Treves: No, Mr. Merrick, I mean, McClean. No son as loving as you could ever be a disappointment. JM: If only I could find her, so she could see me with such lovely friends here now; perhaps she could love me as I am. I've tried so hard to be good. Full interchange here: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Elephant_Man_(film)

The tailors of wearside are certainly earning their keep, what with having to constantly re-adjust their player's back pockets. Last year it was Catts with Tiote, and Bards with Cabaye and Jonas, then O'Shea with Cisse at SJP, and finally this weekend O'Shea with Ameobi, incorporating a tricky mid-game adjustment to accommodate Ba. And whoever with Ben Arfa. Hats off to those mad bastards who believe this imaginary shit. BTW, that's Tailors, as opposed to Taylors, who are as we speak being measured up for coffins.

Aye it would be... "So Martin, big game on Sunday, Newcastle have some very talented individuals, looking at the 2 teams are there any you would have from them?" "Well, I've looked at the opposition, I'm familiar with most if not all of the squad and I can put my hand on my heart and say with some confidence, I would have neen" "What? Nine?" "No, please listen, I've shown you the courtesy of replying to your question, now please show the same courtesy and listen to my answer. Neen, I would take neen of the Newcastle team" "....are you alright Mr O'Neill?"

That video is hilarious. At about a minute in he loses all sense of humour and reverts to type as the bitter mackem bringing up Shepherds ‘dogs’ comment (15 years ago) and the Meadowell riots (22 years ago and not Newcastle), then his neurons and synapses start firing in random sequences and he starts babbling on about Cruddas Park and Spanish holidays. I’m reminded of the Simpsons valentines day episode... “Look Lisa, if you pause it you can pin point the second where his heart rips in half”

Aye, that's been clearly expressed over the last few seasons...Slowly absorb the ridicule, and with a zen-like peace, turn on the mag. YA F'KEN KERNTS THREOW BRIKS AT PARPOO!!!!

Well to be fair, we don't address the burning issues of the day with every new thread.... "Whats the best way to get to doxy from penna by bus?" "Recommend me a bottle bank" "Ah just divvent get 'Friends' me like" "This FUCKEN Country, I M ANGERY (PT 6)" "Just saw a black bloke in Witherwack??!?!? WTF?!"

Ok i'll have a go. Without mentioning the years of utter one-sidedness, the sub 20pt relegations, the drubbings.... - None of our players have had to 'tweet' about their own fans racially abusing their mothers - Our current club captain hasn't felt the need to visit sunderland and kick s*** out of parked cars - Our manager hasn't been caught on camera as refusing to denounce bigoted sectarian chanting - Our fans manage to celebrate a derby goal without running onto the pitch to assault the opposition 'Aye but yeez smash up ya phone boxes hahaha bouycoutt 9-1 FTM!!111LOL!' Insignificant tramps

From the question 'Who will you be singling out for special treatment?' comes this classy reply: And yet no Krul, Taylor, Santon, Colo, Jonas.....well, I'm struggling to see his logic. Perhaps someone from the Sunderland division of the EDL could explain? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=735587#ixzz290eX7sOs

There is, but when you put the postcode into the sat-nav, you get to the destination only to find a derelict house in Pennywell. Then the sat-nav voice pipes up "I see you are still having no luck finding me..."

Yep had that, some charver tit at Howdon metro did the same about 5 years ago, to some lass with two bairns on the platform as the metro was pulling away (brave). We knocked his face against the window.... cue the whole 'Ney need for that like', bang, knocked his face against the window again. not a fkin peep for the rest of the journey funnily enough. If you dont do or say nowt, it wont change.

Mackems on RTG trying to come up with new chants. After only 7 posts the classy gene kicks in..... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=729208#ixzz25xa3X9HO

The lad in the middle of the picture: Lad in middle: "finished mesel off til me hand was a fkin blur!! the derty heermerz!!" Lads in background: get her!

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Whoah whoah, hold it there, 'Newcastle'? You think sunderland is just some outlying suburb of our great city? Oh, actually, yeah.......right. Carry on. http://forum.planetswans.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=127257&sid=50874cb6aee93ab1f09279e4cf09ae97&start=16

Jesus! I did wonder what they were going to replace 'second season syndrome' with once it didn't materialise....I certainly never guessed that they would just repeat it for a year. I obviously underestimated the sheer idiocy of that f*cking rabble!

Just the 6 or 7 threads on RTG about tonight's match in a mickey-mouse non-event worthless competition that they definitely don't want any part of. This has to be my favourite though: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=726990 Translation: "A fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. As he went away, the fox remarked, 'Oh, you aren't even ripe yet! I don't need any sour grapes.' People who speak disparagingly of things that they cannot attain would do well to apply this story to themselves" Aesop, Greece (that's in Europe mackems)

Who the f*ck buys into this shit? "I say old chum, I can't believe you've signed AJ, and I'm panicking with regards to the quality of which you're still linked. In fact, now you've got AJ you have shown you can sign any of the players you're after. I must add that i'm extremely worried because I can see Ashley banking the dosh on Tiote and Cabaye (neither of whom you rate, of that I'm clear)....in fact 'worried' isn't sufficient to describe my distress, I believe I'm 'cacking it'. Shall I tee off?"

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=725098&page=2 It's as if they have absolutely no collective memory or experience whatsoever. Make one or two new signings and their immediate thought is 'can't wait to stuff the mags! FTM! 9-1! 43! hahahalolflrol scumville! 9-1! FTM!'

From the same genius on twitter: "errrm u fly to Greece from Newcastle to f*cking Greece and get a taxi ya mug! Haha unbelievable we took more to south Korea" By 'To Greece' he was referring to the Corfu flight. Taxi from Corfu to Athens....Mackem Geography. Weapons-grade bitterness on RTG tonight, at least half a dozen threads on our match. Not counting the ones i couldnt be arsed to click on which may have been about us, the usual "Does anyone think that...", "What would you do if...", "whats your favouritest...", "Should we just slit our collective..."

Nah that's fair enough. It would only be obsessive if it wasn't actually a match day. Oh. Right....

From the same thread Mackem Dictionary: 'European Pedigree' (Noun): Better than Motherwell.