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There you go ladies and gentlemen, posted on a forum entitled 'Pure Football'.... Either he's lying or he's ignorant, I'm not sure why he would admit to being either, but he (along with dozens of others on that care-in-the-community clusterf*ck forum) has chosen to do so with responses like this. Do these imbeciles do anything other than read RTG? How can a collection of ostensible 'football fans' be so utterly clueless about the game outside of safc/nufc? If nothing else, this week has defined them as being some of the most bitter, ignorant and yes, obsessed dullards around. I think I click on the RTG links for the same reason my missus watches Big Brother - To laugh at the freaks and turn over feeling superior, but its reached a tipping point now...theyre just too god damn stupid!

SLA themselves divulged it, seems pretty legit. And they have acted like absolute shithouses from start to finish. Thanks for your efforts San Lorenzo *pat on the head*. However, you couldnt stump up the cash, so f*ck off.

Yeah, no shit. life sucks, join the club, buy a f*cking helmet etc. Or alternatively, just do your job. F*ck knows we do ours....to pay you.

That Sissoko thread man.... 103,000 views! Latest post: "Looks Like a done deal" "So was Mbiwa" "Eh?" http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=754470&page=82 And the award for the UK's most easily confused forum goes to ..... *rips envelope* RTG! Well done marras!

Reminds me of.... "You may not know anything about the issue, but I bet you reckon something. So why not tell us what you reckon. Let us enjoy the full majesty of your uninformed, ad hoc reckon, by going to readytogo.net.uk, clicking on 'what I reckon' and then simply beating on the keyboard with your fists or head"

Good lad colo, you know it makes sense. For a moment I thought all that San Lorenzo taunting had returned to haunt us. Meh!

I'd say thats a pretty tacit admission of the state of their city! If Sunderland tourist board are struggling for a slogan, there it is... "Sunderland - The Wigan of the East"

Tipp-ex is your friend

Christ, the repressed memories on that forum! 'SundIreland' anybody? They embraced that sh!t like a dog on dropped chips.....

Every cloud......

At this point, clearly precedent is out the f*cking window: Whatevers happened in Cramlington (!) papa coloccini changed his tune pretty sharpish http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/03/11/fabricio-coloccini-persuaded-to-stay-at-nufc-by-dad-79310-30505998/

I'll believe it when I see the photo of him holding up the shirt..... Also, San Lolrenzo, get tae f*ck!

Yes! Oui x 3. Oui 3? Well it is a break from the old routine! Ha haaaaa... *shows age, kills self*

As opposed to "The player turns up in sunderland, clocks the...erm....the...errr.....is the glass centre still open? Do they still have a joplins?" Fact is, when was the last time safc had more than one internationally known player on their books? Probably that whole Ghana w*nkfest. That turned out well......

/RTG/ Gourcuff

Thinnest silver lining ever. Sliver lining

This must be pretty bad if he wants to rescind everything (and wasn't it his dad who persuaded him to sign a new contract after visiting SJP anyway?) BUT....If all the speculation is true, thenSan Lorenzo have acted the c*nt in exploiting the situation.... So can't we just loan him back to Argentina on the off-chance she pulls an al-Megrahi and defies medical science? Then we go straight back to square one, Colo comes back, no harm done.

Account suspended.... Though I think I can guess what it contained. Was it at least 'Classy' racism?

Pretty much...the auld turps-nudger comes out with his standard 'controversial' post-match shtick for the second game in a row safe in the knowledge he can pick and choose who deigns to question him in his pressers. And we all rise to the bait. What riles is that he continues to reinforce his 'us against the world' mentality, and their arrogant brainwashed fans pure lap it up. Any suggestion that they are the most cosseted and favoured club in the last 20 years of English football is defended with cherry-picked incidents which only go to underline the theory that 'the exception proves the rule'.

They're also fine with fans doing a 'Chicken Dance' when a black player celebrates a goal in front of them. Albeit a Chicken Dance which is so poor it looks unerringly like a monkey impersonation. All totally innocent i'm sure...perhaps he was a big fan of Arrested Development?

"You do realise my seat is still free??"

He's good at that: Interviewer: "Do you personally think you can do anything to stop it, the singing, the sectarian chanting, from the stands? MON: "Who?" (For more blinkered uncomfortable squirming, see 'Martin O'Neill Avoids Questions on Celtic Fans Bigotry' on popular video hosting site)

Club medics hoping to start him on light mirror-work, should be on a Mini Cooper by Monday moving up to a Clio by next weekend. Close sources have feared he may never be up to kicking f*ck out of a Land Rover or even a late model Scenic. at first i didnt realise what this was about and was then I got it and was Meh, thats what happens when I sacrifice comedy to be topical. And then abandon topicality to laugh at something from over a year ago. Anyway, screw that, lets see what todays opposition have to make about our favourite online playground for the mentally challenged: "one of the worst forums tbh. anytime anyone makes an indepth comment or anything without an emoticon they get shot down in threads." "It'll take me hours to get through half the profanity posts to get to the actual replies" "I can see why Newcastle hate them now....." "probably the most obnoxious message board I have seen." and " I was always lead the impression that Newcastle were the obnoxious bunch but I think that opinion has changed slightly." http://westbrom.com/forum/index.php?topic=9887.0

Club medics hoping to start him on light mirror-work, should be on a Mini Cooper by Monday moving up to a Clio by next weekend. Close sources have feared he may never be up to kicking f*ck out of a Land Rover or even a late model Scenic.

"One of the few" Haway man 'FTM' is the official motto of that place... A good percentage have it in their username FFS!! Wireside takes it to a new level mind, his short humiliating stint on here appears to have triggered some sort of anti-mag psychosis which is hilarious and disturbing in equal measure. Actually, no, just hilarious