Klaus

Been out and bought loads of Radox. I’m having a posh one. Nee wanking mind, result ends up looking like you’ve tried to poach an egg

Can I run the takeover bath yet?

Wew

Commentators are devastated we are winning like

Surprised any fans turn up after 20 home games with no wins like, having said that, some of ours would turn up to watch the grass grow

World class

I don’t see how any manager could improve them if they have no money to spend. He seems like a good appointment but the squad they have is dog shit.

Never been relegated, marra. Rafas never been team captain on a quiz show marra

A few years ago I was speaking to police officer who worked closely with the store I worked at. We got onto the conversation of the voicemail hacking, and also about how bad the media treat people to get a story, with how they treated my family after my niece was killed. It turned out one of his colleagues was working on the Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman case. Before they arrested Huntley they tapped his phone and on it is a voicemail from Piers Morgan who at the time worked for one of the national newspapers. The voicemail goes ‘Ian, it’s Piers Morgan, listen the police are on to you, our people on the inside know that it’s a matter of time before they come to arrest you. They know it was you who killed the girls, if you give us an exclusive as to what happened then I’ll promise that we will pay for the best lawyers so you get off for it, or get a reduced sentence.’ Apparently the police are waiting until he f***s up and his power within the media wains before they take him on over it.

laughing at other clubs for not spending money

Being funny on panel shows doesn’t make you a good manager or foreign secretary

https://twitter.com/MorbidObesity06/status/930873776270659584 Arab

Looks like he has just sucked off shrek

It happen

That is outstanding it’s like he reads this forum and is trolling us.

Neville is one the dullest match commentators I have ever heard, don’t see how he could motivate any team, never mind this lot

It was similar when HBA would try to take on an opponent and lose the ball, people would groan about that as well. I would still want Shelvey to keep trying those key passes because at least 1/2 of them per match lead to a goal scoring opportunity. Yeah they don’t always work, but would you rather have Colback/Anita playing sideways 6 yard passes which go nowhere for 90 minutes?

Aye the new set penis

If we were rightly given the goal in the first half we would have probably won comfortably. Awful second half performance nonetheless, Murphy offers nowt

If Birmingham win these are 5 points adrift, just to add to the misery

Phil Orange amirite

Someone like Arca is quite likely. They have no money to spend on a manager with any decent pedigree.

Aye People are f***ing weird on here sometimes I laughed at how obvious a wind up it was why people got upset/excited is beyond me. Surely no news, at this relatively early stage, is good news imho. Why would we hear anything until negotiations have concluded and the club is ready to announce its sale/new ownership? There is no need for them to keep us ‘up to date’ or whatever, and that includes journalists etc.

1 win in 15 MIND BOGGLING

John Carver anyone?