Klaus

How did Hosseloo play? Looked ok from the highlights and a decent assist for Atsu.

How was his general gameplay? Excluding the mistake and goal of course.

Fucking hell

3 points for a win m8

I like this post

Brutal

I BELIEVE

Because his name begins with A?

I’m sure there was some blacking up on little Britain in more recent years as well.

Holy shit

White people in Spain aren’t even that white tbf

dare to dream

The Thames isn’t on the way back to Newcastle Unless you go the long way around

Any chance of a river, via PM?

If we sit back and allow them to play we will get botted into next week. If we actually try to play football (), they are certainly prone to making mistakes in defence and giving away chances. I predict the former.

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f***ing hell that must be a record of some description

The problem is, I can’t see a real lack of effort. Rather a lack of ability, which is a much bigger worry.

How many tubs of Vaseline should we order?

‘Dodged a bullet’ *fist pump*

Ashley is going on Holiday?

He will be promised the full £2 million we get for Joselu and the £50 for Darlow to reinvest in the squad