Klaus

Garth crooks and Lawro are the the ones whose salaries I am most interested in.

Never seen him play, but he is absolutely fucking shit.

Don't want to put a dampener on spirits, but agreeing the fee is the first of many hurdles we need to overcome any other club and it would be done and dusted pretty soon.

Carnage. Gave up on ladies day years ago after a trying to actually make a bet and watch the race from fence, I had to navigate this circle of massive fat birds in deck chairs, loads of fake tan and shoving pork pies in their fat mouths, sickened me. It ended it for me. There was no ladies at all.

£10m? wew, must have been looking down the back of the sofa again.

We went 18 months without making a permanent signing when Pardew was here.

Hello darkness my old friend

First 3 points on the board

Ashley like - 'challenge accepted'

He does that shitty Bale celebration send him back.

If he wasn't unhappy or displeased at our transfer business so far this window, I would be even more concerned tbh. It doesn't take a genius to work out that only one completely new signing so far isn't good enough.

This is why I don't get roped into all the rumours and links during transfer windows nowadays It is incredibly frustrating to hear the same shit every day.

I think we have money but what we have needs to get us 6 or 7 players which means we need to manage our funds carefully. I honestly think we have the funds to get the 6/7 players we need, but only if we can get a good deal for each of them on a player by player basis. We could just as easily sign ne other c*** if we can't buy them for good value, which is worrying to say the least.

I remember him constantly lunging in from behind, to try and win the ball first time when the striker had his back to him. He was such an oaf.

Relentless mong

Surely we could meet his demands?

He got to meet his hero before he died at least , such a sad story. RIP little man.

Areet Ron Atkinson

Thought he was better than Leeds tbh, wonder what position he will play.

The money spent on players nowadays is just mental meanwhile, we have an owner who pays his employees less than minimum wage and makes the pregnant lasses give birth in the bogs.

Sounds good. Hopefully the first of 5/6.