Klaus

Remember when we went 16 months without signing a player

There are a fair few English players who were massively overhyped when they first came onto the scene, Stones is just another example of that.

I hope you put the green bins out when it is blue bin week.

This is Newcastle United and Mike Ashley we are talking about. Of course it is fucking true

Rafa wouldnt put up with that. Worrying signs.

Exactly, if players are offered enough money and a chance to play in a better league, they will probably go. The only players that stick around for years and years at Newcastle are normally shite anyway

How can you have such a victim mentality like that man? its a 50/50 chance you will be either a man or a woman. Might as well have put #WeBleed! on the end for added effect.

He was pretty good when he was here and getting games, Rafa clearly knew how to get the best out of him, Pardew on the other hand It almost isn't fair to judge a player who plays under him nowadays.

You need to understand that not all human beings hate Pardew like we do Good players generally leave when your team gets relegated, its normal.

I dont know who she is, but i don't like her

f***ing incredible tbh Same amount as the last 2 and a half seasons combined Surprised it is only 2 and a half

Fucking incredible tbh

Sake

This will end 2-2

Why have we brought this massive ork on?

Count the forward passes

Tbf he is capable of offering something that isn't out there at the minute. I mean, he probably won't, but worth a punt. I agree, I was just laughing at us having fallen so far

Desperate for an ameobi on the pitch ffs

Defoe hat trick incoming

Christ we have got a lot of bedwetters in here atm #FTM

For the next 72 years

'quietly waiting for Crumpys tribute'

Who raised this absolute knacker?

I thought we were the sad internet virgins

Pity we will lose the replay