Klaus

'The lass is a mag n'al, seducing nonce footballas for money n lols'

Wouldn't be the same if it was legal though. Wouldnt feel as dirty.

Tight cunt, making the victim buy her own sweets.

Has to be the worst euphemism ever, closely followed by 'privates'. And 'fairy', now that would have been very creepy

'Her front bottom'

I suppose, it's not like he was HUGE flight risk. Like at any moment he could just dive over the hoarding and start fingering the children in the lower tier. But that really isn't the point like, no way should have allowed him to play.

Legally they haven't (I think). Morally yes.

The club should be getting a lot more stick than it has. Morals go out the fucking window if you are in a relegation battle.

I am sure all the media attention on her and her family is exactly what she wanted.

That's definitely not what it means anyway We say SMB to them, so I would say it is quite appropriate

Stop Molesting Bairns

Fingers 1-0 young lass

He knows he is fucked, so he is signing like a canary and trying to take the club down with him.

I deliberately ask them not to wash a few days beforehand.

These extra games are affecting their league form man, leave him alone.

Someone filming a couple of bairns singing the f*** off Adam Johnson chant. f***s sake - what's wrong with people? It actually makes me sick, that people think that is an okay thing to do. #banter

Not his kids!? And he is teaching them that he's the one going down now.

Just seen that spoiler on the last page, Jesus Christ. The blokes name is Proud n'al

I am hardly surprised by this like, but to come out and actually say it. cock slot

Hope they only gave De Jong plastic cutlery. Preferably a spork, just in case.

We will get battered and Mcclaren will say it was more about fitness.

I want to grow up to be a Gary Neville

How much money is he on? even if he had a stroke and fancied coming here, we wouldn't pay his wages.

Wouldn't say any of them are lookers like, Kane looks like he's permanently chewing a wine gum.