Klaus

Even Shelvey looks like he I thinking to himself 'why am I here?'

Once a criminal has served their time, they should be allowed to work. I don't think there should be a legal route blocking him from playing, but the fans would have every right to protest about it. It would take an owner with a heart of stone and a soul of granite to take him on.

What is 20% of zero (effort)?

Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day. nightmare

I used to love animal hospital when I was a kid n'al. Fucking rapey rolf.

I dont touch kids so I guess that also makes me a crap nonce

Describing the height of his perfect woman.

Dat AS (level) AS level is 16 and over

13 month old mutant nonce baby.

He's a wheeler dealer cunt

Fairly sure most of the crowd had turned against Pardew in the end like. The pressure was clearly getting to him with headbutt gate and tear gate. Of course there will always be the supafans that would turn up to watch the grass grow.

Wish he was me da

Garde will be binned in the morning, yes?

Is Garde shit? Or have villa just got a terrible squad?

This would be funny if we weren't also dogshit

Danny Higginbothom said we play too expansive away from home, and we need to be more defensive

We will be in even deeper shit

Lunatic

I am not saying Mcclaren is good, I am saying he is not as bad as those two. The football (at home at least) is definitely an improvement, plus Mcclaren is an infinitely more likeable human being than those two. Don't think he would ever call a fellow manager and 'owld cant', headbutt a player or start on our own supporters.

Wat

So does applauding them after they played totally s***, with no desire or heart. It is like Mcclaren saying we were 'tremendous' when in fact we were garbage. It's actually worse to positively reinforce such a bad display.

If you are going to cheer the team after that, you deserve all you fucking get.

I look at the squad of players we have, we are nothing special, but definitely capable of better. Sorry Steve but you are out of your depth.

Jesus Christ, 'here lads, Av got a class theme for wa stagg do...!'

We still have Taylor and Colo starting games for us 7 years on