Klaus

He once said David Bentley was the next Beckham

One shit team vs an average team who are already on their holidays can't wait.

Aye - Jabba ain't paying that. Not if McClaren quits we won't. Tap him up for months and get him to resign, then take him on a week later.

It's part of the fucking headline did nobody point it out to him?

A decent team, but a million miles away from winning anything.

'Dick f***s the mags' is more the headline I expect to see like, or something along those lines.

The love for Jonas on here is strange, people were crying out for him to be dropped when he was a guaranteed starter under Pardew. He was slated almost as bad as gouffran is now. Obviously it is still great to see he has made a full recovery

Aye, in the first few minutes of a 'big' match, anything goes. Commentators say, 'well he's just that kind of player' which makes it ok apparently.

This match has been chosen for sky

They need a win, we don't really care. Can only see one outcome

What's the benefit of admitting it? No incentive and you may as well take a chance and argue your case, the Evans/Cisse thing demonstrated that nicely. I thought it was different in cases of violent conduct, perhaps not?

Skrtel denies charge of violent conduct. Is he taking the piss

Does anybody up here call it newcy brown? I have never heard it called that once

Can't see him lasting there much longer, been getting shit loads of abuse from their fans.

Is all Spanish football like this diving wise? Moyes must be going mental every single match.

Embarrassing

Fucking Suarez diving man

Aye, I would have expected those all to be saved.

Lolololololol

Costa man, fuck me

Brilliant hazard I meant

Surprised he didn't claim it as self defence.

Henry can't understand a word Carragher is saying

Had the whistle gone before he stamped on de Gea?

Squirtel man