Chapo

How the fuck are we still in the 2nd tier of this shite? We haven’t won a game since its inception

Thanks again America

Only a good old fashioned car bomb will cheer me up now.

Munda has looked nice

The best ability is availability

“A quiver full of arrows”

He’s a cheat mode

Lovely set piece from Villa

Come back Little Dan, it was us not you

The blatant disregard for human rights I can look past but not signing a RW is unforgivable.

love Maupay

Well it was nice while it lasted Joe

Bring back Tony Jimenez

Right one more crack at it and then I’ll go home with the fatty.

Does this mean we have to throw the game tomorrow?

Second Captains is the sole football pod on my rotation at the minute. Ken despises Howe though and most of the contributors have no time for Newcastle.

Hope he likes couscous

He’s not gonna shag you

We’re like Jerry Maguire on the blower for ages to Cuba Jr.

Looked like Kenedy out there

Robbery

How has Joelinton stayed on there ?

Pure shite from Joe, he’s been sloppy all game

Who was supposed to be marking Pedro?

I wonder is there anyway he can take Rio down with him?