Chapo

He’s got the Hitler slick over too tbf.

Worrying lack of purple stickers on his tactic board.

Don’t think I’ve ever heard such a disparity between someone’s speaking voice compared to their singing voice as @Mike Actually annoyed me.

The HTT cup

He was better when he was Irish.

Declining hairline to declining club.

5million in add ons seems so pointless when you’re throwing down a 100 million upfront

Offer them 20million for Adam Armstrong and 5mill for Livramento

Bald and Deflect

Think this is by far the most realistic option.

ooooh! Planning nonces in the mud

Suits Man U perfectly with his ratty features

Heard the prick once visited a zoo as a child. Don’t want him anywhere near us.

Shit hair, worse neck. Bring me the Magyar

What are these cunts saying about Newcastle?!

Taylor fuckin Payne

Aquilani

It’s too hot outside to be breaking news of signings like this

Hetton-le-hole

I’m hate watching this broadcast, what an orchestra of cunts and Humphrey’s is conducting it appropriately.

They’re all so desperate for a notable sound bite. That shite that Fletch spewed about his conversation with Noel Gallagher was dire.

Nah, McMananam was playing it down, Fletch was rimming Ederson

Any chance of TNT firing all these cunts and replacing them with Shaq and Barkley ?

Get up you pussies

He’s still shiteing on about the “save”