Robbo

Criminal that he isn't out on loan

Stopped giving a shit a while ago. His loan spell at Wolves was hilarious, he was just standing around watching goals go in left and right - hating his life

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=725663870822083

What a great half. I'd love to punch Lichtsteiner in his horrible cunt face.

Roma Juve

https://vine.co/v/OKhFVvJ1UYW

Riviere is actually terrible

Papiss man ffs

sick marking bro

Sammy in a fee role?

"Pardew for England"

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-pitch-invader-ran-7876617#rlabs=1 A football fan who ran onto the St James’ Park pitch to hug his hero has been let off the hook. Magistrate Anne Hill joked that she was close to forcing the Newcastle United pitch invader to watch another match - but decided it would be too harsh a punishment. "We could have sentenced you to another Newcastle United game but have decided against it"

Hi Alan. Damn

Glad to see my boy Jonjo in there. Good player

That phone bit can not be true He not heard of pockets?

Says a lot that he's our first choice set piece taker, and my mackem mate can't remember him actually taking one for them

Think this is the thought of everyone tbh. Just more of a question weather you think he'll remain terrible or he'll come good. Youtube says he'll come good (all hail Youtube) but maybe he's just not cut out for the PL. I'm sitting on the fence getting splinters in my arse

I really really want to like him, but fuck me he's been terrible

That Pardew gif is actually everything I hoped that this would culminate in. He's cried on TV in front of a potential audience of millions. HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHHAHAh

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a8ufyj9UK58/UuFkj2qst0I/AAAAAAAAP6Q/KBzWBKe4s9Q/s1600/mr-burns-laughing.gif

There's a ready made Alan excuse right there

Horrible bend on Wilshere's ankle there

Co commentator described Arsenal's formation as a "movable feast"

What an odd career 2008– Tottenham Hotspur 0 (0) 2009–2010 → Yeovil Town (loan) 28 (6) 2010–2011 → Doncaster Rovers (loan) 19 (0) 2012 → Millwall (loan) 5 (0) 2013 → Lorient (loan) 0 (0) 2013–2014 → Swindon Town (loan) 18 (5) He's 23 as well

Full quotes. Strange way of making a joke, like. please