Toondave

guttierrez perch love child

Is the ref wearing eyeliner?

Looked like he was holding his groin. Please be nothing. he was just imagining what it would be like to have laudrup, got a little too excited

Let's kick ugliness out of football

Was in my university department today. Still not sure why

Went Chris Huhne on Bigi?

tbf Viduka could probably do that

He'll never make it with that cut like. 2nd leg should be fine though. didnt know he hurt his second leg what happened?

ah man all these football stickers are hitting me right in the feels

did he just win a mobile

teflon

If it was Taylor in there and not Perch, that ball would never have ended up in the back of the net simple as that. Perch should have had the riot act read to him after the game by his team-mates and manager. I couldn't believe watching it, it wasn't even a good spot by Bale, he just hit it right but Perch allowed it to whiz straight past him. Taylor would have found a way to get his bollocks on it

How are any more or less random than another

I heard his diet consists entirely of cat food

Both went to Sheffield United then to Chengu Blades... http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/You+can+t+explain+that+_6150f6a8e26dcf27263d37608f856b25.jpg

Hard to compare the two as joe was a defender but I think Shearer edges it

It's a huge conspiracy I tell yeee Who wins out of bale being hyped up? Bales agent

hes good but he's not that good

sit right down near where he did that point at the linesman, almost pissed mesel at that one

howay sholas a geordie - such a wealth of emoticons here not sure which fits best for that statement..... Cabaye was who I had in mine tbh when I was thinking about current players, I'd like to think he'll be here a long time and become part of the history don't care where they come from tbh aslong as they care as much as taylor im happy. One of my biggest fears is being bought my a multibillionaire arab russian type and having players that could be playing for dagenham and fokn redbridge as far as theyre concerned - although I may change my tune if we're winning stuff left right and centre who knows

whos that short fella in front of ameobi?

Does it bother you that we don't have many local players in the squad? and can foreigners "get it"? For me Taylor brings a lot more to the team than just being a good defender, he's always vocal and cheering the lads on - he really cares about it. Id like to think that some of the foreign players can come in and care as much but part of me can't stop thinking they all just treat it as a job. Some foreign players in the past certainly fell into the category but what about the current players? I say foreigners but really anyone that isn't from here - I mean what difference is it if they're from london or lille in terms of caring about newcastle

Thought it was shopped? Big watermark across it

cant even hear his name on the telly anymore without thinking of here

There's nuts all over the place, but generally when we gather in front of a camera, we let out a "WOOO!" or something dumb. We don't go suit man. thats it though, there's not just suit man theres cap man glasses man nipple man bumming at norwich man