Dr Colossus

Sham of a court proceeding, can't believe they'd let a legal case be overseen by a comedian and one of Bros.

Do your intuitions have a past history of coming to fruition?

Can't believe I tipped them as Europa League winners in the Pre-Season Predictions thread. Going for Juventus (if they bother), Napoli or Benfica now.

Viktoria Plzen?

And Mike Bradley Can man babies exude sexuality? Now that's a sentence.

Turns out 44802 people still have Gareth Bale in their team on this.

Mignolet Coleman B. Turner Lovren/Mertesacker Barkley Silva Ramsey Hazard Negredo Lukaku Suarez © SUBS: Boruc, JWP, Lovren/Mertesacker, Ward fwiw

Baba, Computer mockups of that Nigeria Sounders shirt are one thing, but if they have leaked, or worse, official-looking photographs of it, that's what it's going to be.

Probably going to have to go for Suarez again for safety, but Lukaku and Hazard seem very tempting. Just don't want to risk it and have Suarez get another big points haul and not get double for it.

No, they've said that it doesn't affect points already awarded. Bastards.

Silva back as well

It's not something where I think it's a problem that needs a solution, I just find it annoying. Like, say if one team scores in the time added on before the break, then the other team scores at the start of the second half, that's two goals in the same minute that weren't scored in the same minute.

Press confusing players' release clauses with the transfer fee required to buy said player. Also, and this is more of a pedantic thing, but I think there shouldn't be time added on at the end of a first half, because it technically means that the 46th, 47th and 48th minutes e.g. are played twice.

Might as well rest players I guess. They're already through and they have Arsenal at the weekend.

June 23rd

Let's not forget shit-smearing.

Feel sorry for the staff if we did that. http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100919202721/simpsons/images/b/be/HatB_-_Ken_Griffey_Jr's_misfortune.png

I was going to do one from Hatem's point of view where in his eyes the ball is turning into a massive burger or something but couldn't be arsed.

Guess its harder for keepers to catch it if its going away from then coming into them Get a more powerful header that's easier to direct at the goal as it's coming towards your head instead of from behind it. So I've been told at least. Don't ask me. I'm always the one taking the corners since I'm shit in the air and I float them in because I'm a fucking coward.

http://i.imgur.com/vND1uYV.png Took f***ing hours.

Coleman's been better than most this season imo.

Micah Richards has made it to 25. Seems like he'd be 22 forever.

Not even knock-out stages. #winning You non-commital bunch of jessies. Group A Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS Brazil 3 3 0 0 7 1 6 9 Mexico 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4 Croatia 3 1 0 2 2 5 -3 3 Cameroon 3 0 1 2 1 4 -3 1 Brazil 3 v 0 Croatia Mexico 1 v 1 Cameroon Brazil 2 v 1 Mexico Cameroon 0 v 1 Croatia Cameroon 0 v 2 Brazil Croatia 1 v 2 Mexico Group B Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS Spain 3 2 1 0 7 2 5 7 Holland 3 1 2 0 5 2 3 5 Chile 3 1 1 1 4 3 1 4 Australia 3 0 0 3 0 9 -9 0 Spain 1 v 1 Holland Chile 2 v 0 Australia Spain 2 v 1 Chile Australia 0 v 3 Holland Australia 0 v 4 Spain Holland 1 v 1 Chile Group C Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS Colombia 3 2 1 0 6 1 5 7 Japan 3 1 2 0 4 3 1 5 Ivory C. 3 0 1 2 1 4 -3 1 Greece 3 0 1 2 1 4 -3 1 Colombia 3 v 0 Greece Ivory C. 1 v 2 Japan Colombia 2 v 0 Ivory Coast Japan 1 v 1 Greece Japan 1 v 1 Colombia Greece 0 v 0 Ivory Coast Group D Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS Uruguay 3 2 1 0 7 3 4 7 Italy 3 1 2 0 5 4 1 5 England 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4 C. Rica 3 0 0 3 0 5 -5 0 Uruguay 3 v 0 Costa Rica England 2 v 2 Italy Uruguay 2 v 1 England Italy 1 v 0 Costa Rica Italy 2 v 2 Uruguay C. Rica 0 v 1 England Group E Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS France 3 2 0 1 5 2 3 6 Suisse 3 1 1 1 2 2 0 4 Ecuador 3 1 1 1 2 2 0 4 Honduras 3 0 2 1 1 4 -3 2 Suisse 1 v 0 Ecuador France 3 v 0 Honduras Suisse 1 v 2 France Honduras 1 v 1 Ecuador Honduras 0 v 0 Switzerland Ecuador 1 v 0 France Group F Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS Argentina 3 3 0 0 11 3 8 9 Nigeria 3 1 1 1 6 6 0 4 Bosnia 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 4 Iran 3 0 0 3 1 9 -8 0 Argentina 3 v 1 Bosnia and Herzegovina Iran 1 v 2 Nigeria Argentina 5 v 0 Iran Nigeria 2 v 2 Bosnia and Herzegovina Nigeria 2 v 3 Argentina Bosnia 2 v 0 Iran Group G Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS Germany 3 2 1 0 8 2 6 7 Portugal 3 2 1 0 7 3 4 7 Ghana 3 1 0 2 2 4 -2 3 USA 3 0 0 3 0 8 -8 0 Germany 2 v 2 Portugal Ghana 1 v 0 United States Germany 2 v 0 Ghana USA 0 v 3 Portugal USA 0 v 4 Germany Portugal 2 v 1 Ghana Group H Team PLD W D L GF GA GD PTS Russia 3 2 1 0 7 4 3 7 Belgium 3 2 1 0 6 3 3 7 S. Korea 3 1 0 2 3 5 2 3 Algeria 3 0 0 3 1 5 -4 0 Belgium 2 v 0 Algeria Russia 3 v 1 South Korea Belgium 2 v 2 Russia S. Korea 1 v 0 Algeria S. Korea 1 v 2 Belgium Algeria 1 v 2 Russia Round of 16 Brazil 2 v 0 Netherlands Colombia 1 v 1 Italy (Italy to win on penalties) Spain 1 v 0 Mexico Uruguay 2 v 1 Japan France 1 v 0 Nigeria Germany 2 v 1 Belgium Argentina 3 v 0 Switzerland Russia 1 v 2 Portugal Quarter Finals France 0 v 1 Germany Brazil 2 v 1 Italy Argentina 1 v 1 Portugal (Argentina win on penalties) Spain 1 v 0 Uruguay Semi Finals Brazil 1 v 0 Germany (Brazil win AET) Spain 1 v 2 Argentina Third Place Play-Off Spain 2 v 3 Germany World Cup Final Brazil 1 v 1 Argentina (Brazil win on penalties) Golden Ball: Neymar Top Scorer: Higuaín

Aye, Sod the lot o' je.