Dr Colossus

Just been reminded of the existence of Hayden Mullins.

Pardew takes off Hatem at half-time (1 point) and brings on Cabaye, who proceeds to knacker my clean sheet. Fuck the Pardew.

I think this every time I see it, but then I get confused and am not sure / convince myself that it doesn't actually exist and is just the outline of his lip.

Dropped 250,000 places in a week.

IDIOT TRANSLATION: Group stage: 4pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm Knockout stage: 4pm, 8pm Semi-finals: 8pm Final: 7pm

Wasn't it more Hamann-Alonso with Gerrard further forward? EDIT: Hmm, judging by the UEFA Match Centres, those three never played at the same time in the competition. Steven's a little autobiographical liar.

I wish I could've gone to the old San Mamés before it got pulled down.

Got to be set up

I always feel as though whoever I transfer in is immediately going to drop form. Fucking Ramsey and Yaya.

Gnabry, reet.

A goal by whom?

Neesy!

0-2 Barcelona, despite them not playing at their usual standards. Which they haven't for a lot of this season tbf.

easier to say which half of the table though. Aye, bottom half defo for me. Take a quarter off the top and a quarter off the bottom, maybe somewhere in that middle half.

I even refreshed to check nobody else had done it. Thigh discomfort, apparently.

MESSI HAULED OFF.

0-1. Gol de Messi.

Piqué starts out with an aimless hoof forward+fall on his arse, followed by a slow pass misdirected straight to an opposition player. Fútbol Inglés.

Vamos Alvaro, drag them out of this mess.

Bacuna matata.

The pressure on Moyes was mounting from Garth Crooks' direction for about 40 seconds there.

Lad in my league is making no changes throughout the season and seeing how he gets on. Upper mid-table so far.

FUCKING TOURE. Decided to bring Negredo in for Benteke instead of him for Walcott.

When they go to a reporter at a game on Soccer Saturday or Final Score, and a goal happens in that game.