Dr Colossus

Former Spurs and Portsmouth midfielder Niko Kranjcar was living three doors down from me last night.

Had three separate dreams about Shola in the space of a week a little while ago.

Really good. I'm also looking forward to Sid Lowe's Fear And Loathing In La Liga, more about the clasico rivalry.

AC Milan are called Milan due to being started by an Englishman (or something) whereas Inter are Internazionale Milano, so calling them Milan isn't necessarily just the English translation, it's the correct way.

Plus he can take a mean free kick.

Next two games are at home to Liverpool and Man United. Good luck with that.

Ha, I picked Walcott as captain, and Ferdinand is first on my bench. 0 points for 0 points.

Milan - Napoli and PSG - Monaco tonight. Should be decent.

Fucking Little Paul

Feeling like disregarding this week, taking a massive points hit and changing everything up. Sharply losing faith with these underperforming wankers (as well as my mind).

RVP not playing?

Decide not to transfer Ferdinand for Mertesacker and he fucking scores. Make Walcott captain and he doesn't play. If Paulinho does something against Cardiff my misery will be compounded.

Stoke had better be lubed up tomorrow.

Utter fucking shite.

that's class (and perfectly logically) Basically the same thing happened at six-a-side this week. Instead of playing it back from the kick off they just sliced through us straight away.

Where's everyone gone from behind the right hand side goal?

Hope Sociedad twat Man Utd tbh, but I'm ready for a disappointing formality.

I enjoy Jose Canas' perm-based stylings.

GOL GOL GOL GOL Valencia are an embarrassment this season.

It's more annoying that Michu and Oscar doesn't just have "Cuesta" and "Emboaba" on thier back. Worst offender in my opinion is Chicharito, but that's probably down to my somewhat irrational hate for the guy. The whole first name/nick name scheme should be outlawed. Wilfried. Nah, I don't give a shit what they have on their shirts. Jazz it up imo.

Players not being referred to by their usual names because it's not official or whatever. UEFA are slaves to this. A good example is any time "Emboaba" crops up referring to Oscar. On FourFourTwo's StatsZone website, Michu is named "Perez Cuesta".

In two minds here. Last week I transferred Mertesacker to Ferdinand because Mertesacker didn't travel and Man U were playing Crystal Palace at home. Now, I plan to switch back to Mertesacker in lieu of the Manchester derby and Arsenal playing Stoke at home. After that, Rio comes back in for fixtures against West Brom, sunderland, Southampton, Stoke and Fulham. However, after Victor Moses' impressive debut and decent enough price, I can see him doing quite well for Liverpool in their easy upcoming games, and plan on transferring him in for Paulinho, who could play further back with Eriksen's arrival at Tottenham. I could bring Moses in now and leave Rio on the bench, or bring him in after next week. However, this misses out on games against Southampton, sunderland and Palace that he'd have a good chance of racking up some points. Hmm. Fairly safe points or take a risk and stay ahead of the curve. What do?

Fuck off Michu, putting my league leadership in jeopardy. Go back to having the quiet, struggling-to-adjust-to-new-partnership second season I predicted for you.

Commentator on MOTD for the Man U game pronouncing Dikgacoi as "Di-gash-wee", that can't be how it's pronounced?