Dr Colossus

I smell a sitcom hideous tie-in advert.

In 1989, New York was 3 Feet High And Rising, surely it must be up there by now?

I meant as in they'd be more likely to do it. ACS Estadio Santiago Bernabeu, anyone?

Real would probably be all over it tbh.

Camp Qatar Nou. Més que un airway.

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Who was that? I like in (I think) Italy they call a nutmeg a "little tunnel".

I just remembered the two comedy goals they let in at Stamford Bridge last season. http://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpg

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Bit the bullet and played my wildcard http://i.imgur.com/Dtg7ZXB.png Very happy with that. All have easy games for the next six weeks or so, and those that don't can be subbed for players that do. Also, didn't try to include Ozil, because when he gets all these assists, who do you think he'll be giving them to?

Heaven forbid they actually ever fucking win the thing.

Yeah, their fans getting woe-is-me is much better than them getting, you know, how they are right now.

Now it's on a different page, that PAOK kit is shit.

That header last week I'll keep him in for a bit longer, because it's a marathon not a sprint, but it's starting to feel like a wasted place in the midfield. Also I've got other transfers to make in coming weeks.

I know, tbh I quite like him as a player, dribbling and all that. Just, not only has he not done fuck all yet, he hasn't shown anything close to doing fuck all.

Pick Mirallas they said, he'll have a break-out season they said...

102 / 1784 minutes. You're welcome. Thank you, Mr Sandow

How many points / playing time will Schurrle get this season?

Can't believe I made my transfer before the window shut :'(

"We'd saved up all the money that the bairns had made from robbing metal and that"

Homophobic tbh, doesn't say they were lesbians anywhere. His quotes though, f***ing hell.

And we're losing...

Quinn got a hat-trick in ten minutes.

Ahh, to be filthy stinking rich.

Surprisingly convincing Welsh accent and football knowledge from Stone Cold tonight.