Dr Colossus

Probably tweeted that while his cock was stuck through a Ford Focus's front window. 'Hold on a minute Sandra, I've got some breaking news'

Capoue's ankle underneath Cazorla.

Why the fuck would we do that, we already have players! Never going to catch on imo.

Almost finished 11th on a fluke at the end of last season or something like that. What is this self-convincing disguised as optimism?

Oh, shit.

Awesome that Bale went to Real just as this thread tipped over to 1000 pages.

He would be all in their starting lineup.

Wasn't he pissed off that his fee wasn't £100m?

Next week already looking stronger. I will be back.

http://i.imgur.com/vfKVybG.png

He's got Giroud as well.

Good thinking. I've got other options, I just need to raise the money and have my midfield start firing, as I'm competing with a Liverpool-supporting knob who's fluking his way to the top of our league by having their best three players. Yeah, I'm waiting until the day before the gameweek to make the transfers, just planning them at a meticulous level weeks ahead. fucking obsessive with this.

Thinking of getting rid of Paulinho for Townsend and using the extra money to swap Dzeko for Sturridge. Can someone convince me this is a good idea and their form won't absolutely fall apart after I've done it.

Jonathan Wilson sounds optimistic about their chances.

Arsenal singing that about Podolski last week as well. Can that chant not fuck off back to last season and die?

I suppose we could just bid for him when the loan ends, even if there isn't an option to buy as part of the loan deal.

sorry to hear that Fucking so glad I watched it at home, bullet dodged.

Nathan Redmond seems a nice chap in his interview today. Young player but not an egotistical prick. Quite humble, when asked how it felt to score his first Premier League goal, he said it was just nice to have all his family there.

Looks so chuffed and relieved in his interview rn

Cattsup for me, like. Canny

That lingering hug between Cabaye and Colo. :'( I can't take it, man, I'm really going to miss him / fucking hate seeing him play for another team.

Can't ignore the irony that it took us about 40 attempts over 3 games to score one goal, and it came from an individual piece of joy.

BENJAMIN ARTHUR

Cabaye not applauding the Strawberry corner.

Everything going through Hatem right now. Glad about this tbh.