Dr Colossus

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Borriello has a shit, 1940s spiv moustache.

Possibly. Wish we'd brought Garcia in now.

http://i.imgur.com/2ksVf4u.png Groups A, B, D and E look pleasing. B in particular seems very attractive in terms of football. G very tough to call. Poor Iran

... Do BT Sport always have her on?

Mignolet Coleman Ferdinand Dawson Ivanovic Hazard HBA Barkley Lukaku Sturridge Giroud SUBS: Boruc, Walcott, Ward-Prowse, Chambers Still in the process of rebuilding, not very happy with my midfield.

See, the enjoyable thing about this is that the World Cup is also held in Brazil in the 2002 comedy film Mike Basset: England Manager.

My little cousin is 5 foot 8 and about 100 kg at nine. Useless fat man unfortunately. Maybe humans are evolving, because he wouldn't standout in a rich country at that size. People are massive where nourishment is overly abundant.

Courtois also an option amongst a couple of other less-strongly linked options.

Went to school with Mark Cullen who made a couple of PL appearances for Hull, think he scored against Liverpool towards the end of the season when they were already down. Went out on loan a few places lower down after that, now he's at Luton. Never really played with him because he was a year or two younger, but that's all I've really got.

You heard the man, post the boom/bust cycle again! Honestly though I think it's a smart move for them to appoint him on a two-year contract. That way, after relegation this season, he can use his championship experience to get them promoted at the first time of asking, then after a poor start to the season they can sack him shortly before the derby again. Cyclical.

ARR HERE SOZ LIKE Only four posts between them. Despicable.

David Bentley (some good free kicks and that volley against Arsenal) and Patrik Berger (I can only remember one of his goals mind, and it was absolutely class)

The commentator when we played them was calling him doolofoo which seemed really wrong, I always thought it was derlofayoo.

Bielsa's contract at Athletic Club expired before this season and he hasn't managed again yet. Juande Ramos is managing Dnipro Dniprodniprodniproprovetrovotrovetsk (that Russian team)

Giroud modelling their new slim-fit sleeping bag as well.

He was still (more) popular then, man. I turned around and made eye contact with this massive burly old man across the steps and a few seats back. His slow nod of appreciation still cracks me up to this day.

I'd quite like for us to have a chant that has some kind of falsetto part to it, just because I think it'd be hilarious to hear done en masse by a crowd of thousands of Geordie blokes. Plus it'd show true commitment to fully go for it, and away fans wouldn't know what to think. Once tried to get "He's quick, he's slick, he's got a massive dick, N'Zogbiaaaa" going. Failed.

I like this idea better. What the hell rhymes with 'Mr Wrong'? Neeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllll, what do youse sing?

I think they do it to You're So Vain?

Mourinho's massive watch.

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/october_2011/larry_david_carlos_bianchi.jpg

Fucking hell, one of the teams in Buenos Aires is being managed by Larry David.

Nolan's 'assist'. Vaz Te's goal.