Dr Colossus

Wish we were there

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I'm going to look at both of your houses.

SHOT ON TARGET STAYED ONSIDE

"Some welcome relief in terms of our performances and the way we've played in it." I'd blocked that Maritimo game out of my head too.

Ohh-bairr-tonnn

Wtf does Chelsea getting through in the FA Cup have to do with this?!

Coleman going for the Western film villain facial hair.

Any idea who they'll get as replacement? Heard he was advising them on who to get in.

How can a player be actually named Samba and be that shit?

I like to think Neville has one of these in his house just as his telly.

Balls. Had just put this on, fancied a larf.

http://i.imgur.com/32TfbKI.gif

Their first goal yesterday man.

Marrachute payments? So bad it's good

Pardew?

Wanted to buy him a drink but didn't want to have another Gazza on my hands. Got a photo on my phone instead, will upload it later.

Literally nothing.

Our very own Davide Santon was in Morpeth's finest Shooters this evening with some of his awfully metrosexual Italian mates. While gawping I saw him have a shot of tequila and look disgusted by it. Good lad.

Wey wu shud gan for fookn kevin borl marra, borlly's the one to save wu Seriously though, lately when Adkins and McDermott got sacked (arguably justifiably in both cases), Robbie Savage has come out and bleated about how shocked and appalled he is and how it's a hideous decision and all this. Just the other week he was saying after Fletcher and Cattermole were ruled out for the rest of the season, that Sunderland are in trouble, but if anyone can pull them out, Martin O'Neill's the man for the job. Which is stupid because, he put them in that mess too, so how can you be that confident that he can turn it around?

the logo and font http://i.imgur.com/G0xDaHe.png

indigo ? FFS I can't spell a six-letter word and you're calling me out on my ropey memory of the NATO phonetic alphabet.

'SHILED', ffs.

SIERRA HOTEL INDIGO LIMA ECHO DELTA Awful-looking shirt without the Adidas stuff on, just looks so basic. The original was an alright shirt, taking away the back and the bad memories and the fucking itchy collar.

I looked up how one would tear their ACL after this. It's when the thigh bone and shin bone rotate in opposite directions, under the full body weight. Get well soon, Abou.