Belfast Mags

OK, so what have I missed since late last night? Lay it on me, I can take anything you can throw at me

Class

Amazing

And there's my new signature for the JFK era. Every cloud and all that

Cancer or Aids, Cancer or Aids, hhmmmmm

Nobody with anything to do with any football club in an official level should be swearing "on the record". I however can say what I like. Joe, please get to fuck out of our football club, you senile, geriatric, fat cunt. Not only are you embarrassing this Great institution, but you are embarrassing yourself and your family with your outright lies and insults. Go fuck yourself Joe.

This is all beyond my comprehension at this point, it really is. Tonight has been both hilarious and mindbendingly pathetic at the same time, it's off the fucking charts. Seriously, I'm beginning to think this is some huge internet joke on me or some shit. Can this night have really happened? Did I seriously hear everything I thought I heard? If Hilter was still alive, I'd take Hitler for DoF over Kinnear. It really is that bad.

Fair enough, but he was never this bad Its like he's had a stroke and Ashley just isn't bothered. His 52 swear word rant the first time round was pretty bad iirc. What a cunt.

You're a funny guy I'm serious though, it's wildly surreal that the club's not released a statement. Unless I completely missed it. Is it Deuce? Is it? It's not surreal at all, it's completely fucking normal don't you know I for one, can not wait, to see how they are going to explain this. It's going to be MEGA

Did he actually tweet that?

You're a funny guy

Prepare your ears for 14 minutes of pure unadulterated madness and a really nice insult right at the end. It fucking incredulous.

10,000 letters congratulating him on excellent timing more like

What??? You don't know this already??? You don't know the JFK signed Tim Krul??? Some supporter you are. Yes, he said an outright fucking lie, live on National Radio. (one of many many lies btw)

There's never a grassy knoll when you really need one, is there

JFK's just taken a piss in our sever room

Probably never heard of him

It is so bad, I'm not sure how you could ever row back from it. It's a litany of out right lies and bullshit of the highest order dovetailed off with a firm two fingers to the fans, it's scarcely believable in 2013. Surely (if this is actually true) the club will have to release some form of statement about it at some point. What the fuck shape is the statement going to take? No doubt about it, this is going to be an absolute clusterfuck.

;D ;D

Wait to you get to the end mate, it gets worse Stopped 4 minutes in, not sure if i can go on. Mate you have too, it's a tough listen, but the very end is the money shot. Decided to press on with it, Goaltierrez FFS. You're nearly there disaffected Noocarsel fan

But wait, there's more, Joe has a personal message for you, keep listening

Wait to you get to the end mate, it gets worse Stopped 4 minutes in, not sure if i can go on. Mate you have too, it's a tough listen, but the very end is the money shot.

Today Ketsbaia, today has been marvellous, literally nothing out of the ordinary has happened. Everything is just totally Newcastle right now.

Yay

Wait to you get to the end mate, it gets worse