Belfast Mags

Can we just put the last ten pages into the ace posts thread I'm literally crying here :lol: :lol:

Noticed in a paper "frogs on the tyne" ffs

as long as the model holds, i'm not even that arsed. we'll punt ben arfa and cabaye down the line for massive cash. but it doesn't matter, because somewhere in paris there's a lad whose balls haven't even dropped who is going to be even better, and who graham carr knows all about. in about five years time, after said lad has earned his second cap, fat mike and dekka will somehow convince his club to swap him for a fucking handful of magic beans. things are literally never, ever going to go wrong from here on in. trust me. :lol:

Is there not some limit on the number of players you can sign? What a crazy window

Beren's lost it

Welcome Massadio

What the actual fuck is happening here A confirmed bid in, Jesus MA has gone nuts

I'm starting to question that tbh. ok how so? what are the other options in this scenario? he wants to leave to go to another club for less money for homesickness perhaps (lived outside of argentine most of adult life btw)? ok, maybe he's the first footballer in history in history to want that but it's unlikely...once you skip that step what's left? Not sure but i think there's more to it than that, the ill wife talk has died down quite a lot in last couple of weeks i don't think that's the sole reason if the reason at all. That's true actually. That is the bit I don't understand, if his wife is ill (and she might well be) then the San Lorenzo tapping up is as disgusting as it is gratuitous if it's predicated on the back of that information.

Just can't buy the falling out with AP thing tbf. I mean he's on the verge of fucking up the rest of his career here, what, on the back of a difference of opinion? Just can't see it. Gutted :'(

Very very strange situation I guess we'll not have long to wait to find out though (if the press thing goes ahead) It really is very disappointing indeed if true. Just seems SO out of character, I can't quite believe it (for that reason) This isn't going to end well for anyone (club or Colo) Shame

Up yours San Lorenzo http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w2mpGqws1qg39ewo1_500.gif

A choice I'll be glad we have to make (if it comes to it) In an ideal world I'd want two for each position so if this guy can offer that at LB then happy days. Probably miles off that happening though, coming from Nancy (rock bottom of the league I think) I'm guessing he's a bit of a gamble. Hopefully we"ll hear he's "over the line" tomorrow.

Some good business there too tbf. Reckon yer man Mirallas could be a beast for them in the long run (if he can stay fit)

Mike's been found wanting this season but to be fair he played a big part last season like it or not. Shouldn't be first choice but happy for him to remain in the squad. Other than playing, he's a model pro from what I can see, no problems with him off the pitch, does a bit of the charity/press work and isn't a cunt stuck up his own arse. If Pards asked me to play week in, week out, I'd be there with bells on, and I'm dogshit at football so you can't blame him.

Really hopefully Romain can make a name for himself here, he's young and lightweight but seems to have a good footballing brain so fingers crossed for the lad.

I'd donate a bollock to step onto that pitch in a black & white shirt and that cunt doesn't give a single fuck. Boils my piss

There's not a single player over priced there IMHO. Cabaye - 4.5m that is epic business by any yardstick.

That would be ridiculous if it comes off

Far, far, far too many. Not enough imo

This

Fucking works too That's class lad, top work there, take the rest of the night off

Good job lad

:lol: f***ing funniest thing ever my god I can't believe this has never been done before. Woll Smoths there are no words to describe how funny that image is, :lol:

S.S.R man