Sean

Just a few?

What game is everyone watching tonight? The big title showdown or the scousers getting turned over (hopefully) by West Ham?

Merson. This could go on all night

Souness.

Just the sound of Michael Owen's boring monotone voice is enough to cause me irrational rage. Such a cunt.

Completely irrelevant but I hate this "player of the match" we now get. It's man of the fucking match man

Bamford

Not from 7 games they can't

As if 'Daniel' didn't write that himself

As good as he's been, you get the feeling we haven't seen anything yet. He's just gonna get better and better.

Danny Rose saying what we'd all been thinking lately

Feel like I'm on a comedown already, that was just too damn good

Turn the fucking music volume down man, they can't even hear the interviewer

Makes the ears bleed

Joelinton looks like a man playing in an under 11s game at times

Would be great for Gordon to get his first goal, give him a real lift going into the run-in.

That was strange.

Really hope this isn't a bad injury

Nice subs Eddie

Best first half I can ever remember tbh. After all the goals, we've then played some really really lovely stuff.

Give him a fucking red, looked like he's trying to injure an opponent. Cunt

Oh, yet another one

I don't even think De Bruyne could have made that pass. Incredible.

We are on fucking fire today lads