Sean

Must admit, I'm a big fan of the Milan press and their surveillance operations. The press in this country wouldn't know what a football agent looked like if he kicked them up the fucking arse.

Trippier's gonna have to up his set piece game with this lad around.

Not the worst finish I've ever seen.

Uefa website

Yep, how do I give an update even though I know fuck all? I know, I'll write a load of non-committal waffle. Chancers. Probably why this has seemed so believable from the news breaking - it hasn't come from our end. Even though I wouldn't have given us the slightest chance of making this deal previously.

Cos he scored a tap in? I couldn't give a fuck

Same, but looks like we'll get Kalvin fucking Phillips and have to be happy with it

Kane will forever be remembered not for his goals but for that photo the other day, in my mind at least. Twat

£47 million for Neves is hardly ridiculous like.

It would be quite the strange decision by our owners to choose to employ a guy who has openly expressed such views. It kinda defeats the purpose of sports washing. As fans, there is more than a bit of irony in being happy to have the owners we have, but be so against signing players who hold similar views to them. That's kinda where I'm at, and it's a bit of an uncomfortable position to hold.

I've never been as relaxed about a transfer window. It feels strange as fuck tbh

Made up for him. Not even surprised he's taken his chance and bagged a goal. From kicking the ball into his own face to this. How the fuck can such a turnaround even be possible?

This guy doing the interviews on BT is seriously fucking creepy like

Did De Bruyne really greet that goal with mild applause? Wtf man

Foden dribbling the ball from the Inter penalty area back to the halfway line, then Akanji striding forward with it to become the creator, made me chuckle a little

City look nervous as fuck tonight.

We'd been after Ashby for a few windows, they obviously see something they like there. It's just a bit of a shame he isn't a couple of months younger, as he will need to take a squad place for this season.

A good job they can't do that at their shitty ground. Cunts.

Wow that's shocked me, kinda just expected Howe to win it. I think even Pep would say Howe deserved it more.

Miggy clearly wants to show Eddie he needs to sign a better winger

I can't even begin to imagine how it would feel to lose a playoff final. Knowing the whole seasons work was basically for nothing and you need to start over again would be soul destroying, at the time at least. On a different planet to losing a cup final or the like. Think it's even harder for clubs such as ours, who shouldn't be in the Championship in the first place so would expect to be promoted. I'm from Coventry so obviously have a few mates at Wembley today, got my fingers crossed for them although it's not looking good so far it must be said.

What an incredible season from everyone involved. Hope we made Klopp cry

Yeas get the fuck in!

If the referees/VAR/Lucas Moura hadn't helped Liverpool so ridiculously lately, they would be out of the equation completely already. That's what would make it so hard to take if we don't finish top 4. How fucking lucky can one club be ffs? They say these decisions/luck evens itself out, so here's hoping they get fucked over at least once before the seasons out. Not holding my breath on that one though tbh.