Sean

Think our background checks on potential signings may be even more thorough after this. What a fucking idiot. Addictions frequently come back, so we can't say for sure this is the end of the matter. I haven't really paid much attention to this tbh so unsure if him/his agent/Milan were likely to know this was coming. If they did, fuck them all as they've fucked us good.

Think Dortmund have played us perfectly so far. Very dangerous on the break and deserve their lead. Looking forward to the second half and seeing what we do to try to get a result. These are the nights to enjoy after all.

Couldn't understand not hitting the free kick at goal in these conditions. Like you say, shoot on sight.

A right foot would have helped there.

Feels too good to be true that we win tonight. But then everything since the takeover has been too good to be true so why not.

Ten Haag record breaker.

Onana is so shit. Ten Haag is such a loser buying shite like him and Anthony, having experience of how shit they are

Wow

Garnacho is so good. Was clear from his first minutes at Man Utd.

Onana Icardi never looked confident. Dick.

"Ghosted" in to score. If ghosted means making an obvious run but all the Man Utd players are looking the other way

never seen so many people think the game is being played a day early, it's almost got me doubting it's tomorrow now

It would be a terrible shame if you stood on Mbappe's foot, breaking a metatarsal. Do your job

I love the fact you are writing in 2 different languages yet making absolutely zero sense in either. Impressive work

It was only said in jest

Succeed? Ryder?

probably moves that day forward with performances like last night

Not doing this the easy way are we.

I said I saw this as a test of squad depth (and the transfer window essentially). Well we passed that with flying colours and then some. Tino is a fucking star.

Heart in mouth moment.

Tino has been outstanding. Looks better defensively than Trippier already

Spending all that time on the training ground coming up with that routine....for that fucking cross

That's a red if it's not one of the "big" clubs surely.

Get the fuck in. Deserved for our positive start and changes.

Much better so far. At least giving it a go.