Sean

Burn has to take Iwobi out before their goal. Even better if he read the obvious feint and tackled him.

I mean, if you watched that Youtube video showing his Burnley goals, they were absolutely horrific. It was easy to see he was shit before he signed, but very hard to believe he could be this fucking shit. It's quite an achievement making it to this level of football with such a lack of ability. But then Burnley.

Dan Burn got completely done there like. I maintain a better striker than Chris Wood and this is a completely different story though. He's fucking wank.

Surprised we didn't get fucked over there.

Please tell me Chris Wood didn't block that.

God he's such a whining, diving, crying little cunt. Wouldn't want him here for that reason

It was dangerous and fully intended and could have caused serious injury easily. He was asking for trouble like.

He just gets worse and fucking worse. How is that even possible?

Close from Wood. By his standards anyway. Fuck sake man

Scissors would be better no

Looks like a right freak.

Or pull it off

What is this about? Is there some reason for this or what

Wood seems to be second to every loose ball. Not only is he slow and his positioning not great, but his reactions and anticipation are pretty much non existent. He has zero ability to beat a man also making him so predictable. Then you'd think, well he must have great ball control, but nope. He must be a defenders dream to play against. He might win a header or 2 but they don't go anywhere dangerous. I know I'm ranting and probably exaggerating but I get angry watching him and need to vent it

Chris Wood just offers fuck all apart from running around and pressing quite slowly.

Craig Pawson is a fucking nonce man.

What a pass from Bruno a minute ago

Maguire and Mings Yeah I think Dan Burn deserves a call looking at that

Whilst I'm fully against capital punishment, there is an argument in some places that the risk of escape from custody is so great that the only way to protect the public is through the death penalty. I'm thinking somewhere such as Iraq, where thousands of dangerous prisoners have escaped. Not that this is any great justification, just making the point that whilst our prisons are secure, that can't be said for everywhere in the world. Although I don't think it applies to many places obviously

One of the best changes Howe has made has been to stop the team lineup making it onto here hours before the game. How fucking amateur have we been man.

Chelsea are such cunts. Ref should have booked Thiago Silva and Azpilacunta.

I don't get the impression he really wants to listen and learn and absorb knowledge. Pretty sure it's been said he gets fined all the time. He's far better than our other options, but I wouldn't be shocked if Howe would prefer someone a bit more coachable if he had the choice.

Lovely seeing Man Utd fans so salty

I like Ruben Neves. He'd definitely be good enough for our bench next season

I swear someones says this exact same thing every single week on here