Sean

Maddison is such a dislikable cunt, but I'll make an exception tonight Edit: nope, can't do it - even his celebration sends me over the edge, pointing to his name as if he's a world beater or something. Cunt

Dewsbury Hall is pissing me off here

Get in, Bruce is so shit betting against him is like printing money Like Pardew all over again

Is it possible to put money on him becoming manager here one day? I'd put my house on it

Think Eddie Howe's words about Joelinton and Willock needing to score goals from their positions is really good player management, he's clearly still pushing to get even more out of some of these players which is great to see. They will both be full of confidence in front of goal, which in Joelinton's case could make an absolutely huge difference I'm also hopeful that Al Rumayyan might make another appearance, will be nice for him to see the difference from only a couple of months ago

I'd hate it if we signed Kepa, although with our emphasis on character I'm sure we never will

Same here, this seems like good karma for him

Hahaha

If it wasn't for this thread I'd have forgotten they even existed, so props to those of you keeping the comedy content coming

Just to be clear I don't expect us to go down either so I am counting myself in this.

Only 1% thinking we will go down smacks of arrogance to be quite honest. We're still very much in a battle.

Commentator at Burnley saying "this is a result that will send shockwaves around the bottom half of the league" Except for on N.O where it seems to be cool to be all blase about it. Whilst not the end of the world, it's still an awful result for us. Brentford is huge and the pressure has just been ramped up.

Spurs look to have given up, the cunts.

Four of them at least

In isolation, we clearly have been had at £25 million for such a limited player. This seems to be the view across the football world also. In the grand scheme of things though, if we are still a PL club in the summer, it becomes pretty much irrelevant. He wins headers and occupies defenders and allows our other players to get on the ball, but his touch has been pretty bad, his knock-ons haven't been very effective, and he looks like he could play all year without scoring a goal or even testing a goalkeeper. I don't think it's harsh to say he needs to do better individually.

Very good point. The togetherness lives on after Trippier it seems

Krafth is such a stupid cunt. And also shit.

I hope Chris Wood was watching Firmino's header there and taking notes

Happy birthday to Mehrdad This is probably Giggs but I see our majority owners have just got that little bit richer: https://www.reuters.com/business/saudi-arabia-transfers-4-aramco-shares-sovereign-wealth-fund-state-news-agency-2022-02-13/ If $80 billion can be called 'a little' that is

Not that I've ever had reason to care about the difference between a fractured bone and a broken bone, but a quick Google suggests they are the same thing? Hopefully the spirit and confidence Trippier has infected the squad with will see them through without him for a few weeks, as it did yesterday in the end.

We need longer sleeves on our shirts as then we can never get a handball decision go against us

Very rare for a player to start the warm up and then withdraw himself through illness though. Haven't been watching it but I'm choosing to believe he's faked it to avoid the Leicester fans anyway He's already proved what a cowardly cunt he is

Can one of these fucking journalists not ask him what the craic is like? Rather than just posting photos...such teases man

So Zouma is too much of a pussy to play today? Who would have guessed he was such a cowardly cunt eh.

Really good debut from the big man. Seems referees like him too - don't think I've ever seen one of our players rip someones shirt when on a yellow and get away with it before - which is a much needed trait also