Deuce

Know nowt about him but I want him.

He should’ve picked 00 for the ructions.

Only about 14 years. Might as well cash in the nonvoluntary gloryhunting. I feel like us Yanks are the biggest nufc fans here. We've got no reason to support this dumpster fire. The locals were born fans. We voluntarily got on this train to nowhere. 1000's of clubs on Earth and we picked this. Meanwhile Froggy picked Man U. Cunt. some of us are gluttons for punishment

Buyback clauses should be outlawed imo.

They're basically mimicking the hugely popular NFL Hardknocks documentary that follows one team each off season I believe. I was surprised to see that they would try that over here actually. Profiling this club would be laughs.

For Wilson, he must take a look at our squad and know he’s a lock to start.

Our fans are gonna fucking hate him.

Somehow Carver was even worse. Though at least he couldn’t hang his hat on “Eredivisie champion and former England manager.”

He was a 1-in-2 scorer the season before. There was plenty left in the tank for a competent manager to squeeze out.

McClaren was such a donkey. Imagine having the likes of Wijnaldum, Sissoko, Thauvin, Ayoze, and Cisse in your squad and still getting relegated. Anyone who chimes in with “rAFa waS mAnAGeR wHeN wE wAs ReLEgaTeD” can get directly into the sea.

Have to say, everything that’s gone on with Barcelona has been proper soap opera garbage.

Like fishing in the San Pedro de Atacama desert.

Ah, the fury this will incite amongst the gammon. Delicious.

Don’t blame him tbh

Patch in the center of the chest is always terrible.

Been a while since we’ve had an absolute weapon in central defense. Not since Stevie Taylor.

Every Scottish kid decide to be a left back a decade ago?

I don’t think you remember just how much of a bullshit merchant Alan Pardew really was.

Pep would snap their hands off if Barça offered that trade. None of those City players is irreplaceable.

Is he seriously taking the piss? Demanding fans? We've sat through utter turgid dogshit for 13 years with no intention of even competing and we're 'demanding'. Fuck this prick. I think you’re misunderstanding what he’s saying. He’s wrong for a different reason.