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Perez gets abused in the ground by all the old cunts who think they know best like. So he should he's shite and unbelievably lightweight not good enough at all

84 easy payments over 15 years. We operare our transfer business like we’re selling infomercial steak knives

Ashley in heat

Bit pathetic that we barely scrape together a deal and then have to struggle to get the lad a work permit.

It makes far more sense for preseason football than wasting your time beating the shit out of some 3rd division Hungarian side

+ the English/WC star premium

Needs 30+ matches this season. Waste of time otherwise.

Would love to sign him. Know nothing about him.

Suprised no one else has said this our full backs are absolutely piss poor They haven’t because that’s not a true statement

go on then Stif Interesting that Ottawa are joining. They’ll probably boss that league for quite a while. Wonder if they’d ever get to the point of folding the three Canadian MLS into the CPL. Are they planning to compete immediately in the Canadian Championship?

For your sake I hope they don't move

you'd think so, this club loves a loan. We probably don't want to cover his kid's medical expenses.

I like the idea of Rafa breaking into his flat, sitting on the sofa in the dark waiting to ambush him about tactics

Not really

I'm saying Maguire's at least better than Phil Jones, who has 145 league appearances for ManU. They've spent all this money trying to replace Ferdinand and Vidic and still haven't been able to find one truly outstanding centreback. Maybe there's just a dearth of quality CBs in world football.

Phil Jones, despite being utterly tragic, has somehow managed to carve out a career for himself at ManU so why not Maguire

of course not He’s shit, sell him to whomever will give us legal tender

I’d genuinely like to know as well. I haven’t paid much attention to the finance discussion. Can someone ELI5 this? Or do we legitimately not know what they’re doing with the money?

How? Look at the way all the teams around us and the newly promoted teams are going about their business. We haven't actually improved on a single position from last season, even with these players incoming. Rondon - Mitro : very little comparison between the 2, for the money and potential I'd rather Mitro Muto - Gayle : a 1 in 3 striker in Germany, looks handy but ultimately doesn't score many... very Gayle-esque by the sounds of it. Schar - Mbemba : complete sideways step It's a complete fucking joke. We're pathetic. We’ve done the absolute bare minimum yet again.

From the clips I just watched looked more like Perez than Mitro if that's any help. (Taking a leaf out of the Dennis Wise School of Scouting) Wouldn’t hurt to have competition for Ayoze. I wonder how well they’d play together though. Guess we’ll have to hope that we can get Rondon through the door.

What kind of player is he? Striker, wide forward?

Craig Bellamy operated the role very well HTT treatise incoming

Didn’t know he was still alive, fair play to him for being alive

I’d have Yarney in ahead of Clark. He’s a big lad.. Yeah nah